Just Tryna Nut

in certain lights I'm an 8

[trans-land]

Um yesss

[localstarboy]

[gaypriori]

I lost it at “2 bread”

[shownumetal]

1 gallon of regular chocolate

[watchthelightfade]

18 minutes of flour

[whitestonelovers]

5 plates of salt

[africanaquarian]

wtf is harper talking about

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

[slimetony]

Im starting a bug zoo filled with bugs and you can come see them in my apartment

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

omw

[slimetony]

Youre lucky i cant find any stock photos of a beekeeper with a gun because otherwise you’d be in big trouble

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[superherofeed]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

wow i got a laptop and this thing sure is on my lap

[syraptastic]

fuck me

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i think there are a few steps in this relationship that you skipped. hey, i’m steven

[taquito]

yall hate ratatootie but who do u think is making ur food at olive garden huh!!??

[bob-belcher]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Literally enough with this meme hdcjdvj

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

[kirikatachibana]

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

[ciphergem]

While you were at elf practice I studied the blade

[pinknegg]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[madisoncriss-blog]

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

[aesthyric]