russian doll (season one) dialogue prompts from the first season of netflix's russian doll.
sweet birthday baby!
are you having fun?
do, uh… do ladies have midlife crises?
aren't you a little young for a midlife crisis?
it's my bad attitude that keeps me young.
you all right?
being a feline lover is not and has never been sad.
i thought you were a real sick fuck, but i see you're pretty deep, actually.
what's up with you?
have we met before?
the universe is trying to fuck with me, and i refuse to engage.
are you gonna tell me what's going on?
you know, your friends can't help you if you don't let them.
you're not helping me at all. you're sabotaging me.
will you help me out with something?
uh, i think i might be losing it, like i'm going crazy.
you will not be alone, okay?
thursday. what a concept!
buildings aren't haunted. people are.
did you kill someone?
i think we have something really, really good. and it's worth pursuing.
he goes, "you're using them as a distraction from the abyss," but he's wrong, because you are the abyss.
i want to cut your hair.
i'll never understand why you're being nice to me.
i think i finally figured out a little something about how this world works.
hey, man. didn't you get the news? we're about to die.
stop playing these mind games.
this is the problem. you're always trying to fix every little thing.
i… i can't do this anymore.
how could you do this to me?
i can… i… i can do it by myself. i can.
no one can do anything by themselves.
you showed up and everything has gone off.
from what i gather, we are in this together.
you're an asshole.
why do you think this is happening to us?
i love that you're a cunt. it makes me feel morally superior.
for my birthday, tell me if i'm a bad person.
nobody chooses me. i'm the hole where a choice should be.
you want me to feel guilty? well, i don't.
i don't want to be attached to anyone.
people thinking that i'm crazy is one of my biggest fears.
sometimes hail marys are the best marys we've got.
you ever been married, engaged?
i think i'm meant to be alone.
not many people could go through what we are going through.
how do you know that you're real?
we… we need each other. i need you. you need me.
look. i am sorry that i yelled at you for just trying to be a nice person, okay?
i just… i do not want to do this alone.
you are the most selfish person i have ever met.
thank you for changing my life.
i love you. i mean that in the truest sense.
no matter how much we think we're fooling people, our bodies… they can't keep lying the way that our minds can.
for years, i've just been… i've just been hollow.
i thought if i kept my head down, did everything right... this aching, gnawing feeling of being an absolute failure would just… would just go away.
i don't know why i'm alive.
life is like a box of timelines. you feel me?
i'm convinced our true purpose is to to connect with each other, if not help save each other's lives.
















