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♡VII・XIII・MMXIX♡ |they/them | 90% queue never tags it though

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[insidestory1]

I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[pneumonicscreamers]

this is so cunt

[muppetshow2026]

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[spicebone]

one of my favorite genres of event. When I was going to the court for my name change I had no friends or family to come with me, so I brought my treasured possession Scary Jerry, a plastic figurine, in my pocket to act as witness.

There was a security checkpoint at the door and I emptied everything else out of my pockets into the bin, thinking to myself "this is a metal detector, it's not gonna detect the plastic thing if I leave it in my pocket." Wrong.

I walk through, the machine starts beeping, I panic because I know what's about to happen. The guard makes me empty my pockets and show him this:

[catasters]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

[volukai]

bro look out for that cactus

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

[pmamtraveller]

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[scalpelsister]

Leon S. Kennedy Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019) For @shellibisshe 🩵

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*if you would prefer a tracking tag instead of a ping, let me know and I'll change how I tag you :)

[rondanchan]

Resident Evil Requiem fanart! What if instead of zombies, they just had a nice outing?

Update: They rode roller coasters too

[babyeaglee]

[srsfunny]

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[gothvince]

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

[gothvince]

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin