i breathe air through a crazy straw

hi im mads, im a 22 year old directionless blob of fat and this is my inconsistent blog! ill mostly reblog aesthetic stuff, memes, or nintendo stuff. my flight rising blog is madrigalism-fr! (the tag [#nihil tag] does not refer to nihilism, it refers to a fictional city i made under the same name and it's full of my dysfunctional OCs)

[ilovemusicalyy]

[catboy-supremacist]

Mikie your tags really are the icing on the cake here

[dajo42]

heres something i wrote while i was on a lot of medication

[dajo42]

people seem to enjoy this but i should also have a text version here too so

when it snows we roll it up

give it a hat, call it a man

wrap him in a scarf so he doesnt get cold

if we could we would take him inside

give him a seat at the table

and say my friend, you must try the soup

its an old family recipe

never changing, always hot, always filling

ah- but you are made of snow

and the snowman would laugh and say

i am made of water that has fallen before

i know it is my fate to melt again

i do not fear it like you do- it is inevitable

but you humans have it wrong

you think death is disappearing

it is just stopping

melting

giving back. nobody disappears

because you see

you never disappear until

your last fingerprints fade

you will die, eventually

but you are not gone. not until the world loses

the last touch of your influence.

do you think your great, great, great,

great grandmother

has disappeared?

how can she have?

she is still right here with us

her soup sits on the table

[debelice]

A majestic view of a rain-laden cloud blasting hard.  When many clouds gather in the sky in this way and their waters fall like this in the same place, here a phenomenon we call the Flood is formed.-

[valtsv]

who wants to see my favorite statue

[valtsv]

yes you do. it's a bulgarian statue called "the dragons in love" and it's a statue of 2 dragons and they're in love

love wins

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Merry alien encounter and a happy new obsession.]

[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[femmenietzsche]

i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry

No, not that I saw.

[femmenietzsche]

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Right, that's pretty much what I've been saying.

[toxictiktoks]

[fatsexybitch]

Stabbys great grand pappy, Slashy

[nickelwounds]

highlighting @werewolf-boi ’s threatening tags

[tygermama]

when you’re having a party and want to subtly signal to people it’s time to leave

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Not gonna lie i actually thought i just scrolled past a tumblr ad for a minute

[papasmoke]

gonna change my major to whatever gives me the best chance at landing a job as a screaming flaming skull that attacks people in dungeons

[evilwizard]

have your people call my people

[papasmoke]

have them put me in the school of necromancy and business management

[evilwizard]

we really just need your skull tbh

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

[yellow-cat]

witness her

[yellow-cat]

i see y’all appreciating her so have some more

[sydsir]

NAMAZU

[shittysawtraps]

Hello lockpockinglawyer. For years you have destroyed the publics feeling of securit-did you just pick the lock. Motherfucker, really? I’ve been outplayed.

[tehriz]

weird pet confessions:

sometimes i feel bad that my default greeting for my roommates’ tuxedo cat is “hi handsome!” 

i feel like i should greet him according to his accomplishments or achievements

but in my defense he is very cute, always well-dressed, and has literally no thoughts in his tiny kitten head

[tehriz]

one time a moth was flying around the lamp and he scared it away but couldn’t tell where it had gone so he just stared at the lamp like this the entire rest of the night expecting it to produce more moths

[bipscat]

Merry christmas 🎄🎁🌟