Madeline Caplin

Manager of shitty bands

[nakedvikingdrummer]

@madsandcats Ripe, juicy booty and great taste in desserts? :D

And Benvolio.

[mads-n-cats]

Mostly Benvolio.

Also dat ass.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

Knew it. 🙂

[mads-n-cats]

I’m like an open book. :P

[nakedvikingdrummer]

@madsandcats Ripe, juicy booty and great taste in desserts? :D

And Benvolio.

[mads-n-cats]

Mostly Benvolio.

Also dat ass.

[dailyalexhogh]

[nakedvikingdrummer]

Date night.

[mads-n-cats]

The man I’ve chosen to love, ladies and gentlemen and nonbinaries.

Yes, this is actually us on a date.

No, I don’t know why I’m dating him either.

[mads-n-cats]

Never underestimate my dedication to pettiness.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

A little 🌞🌞🌞 to add a little color to my 👻🍑

[mads-n-cats]

…Is that a playground in the background WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[nakedvikingdrummer]

House sitting for my mom. This is my childhood backyard 🤧🤩🤪

[mads-n-cats]

Jesus, don’t scare me like that, you putz. :P

[nakedvikingdrummer]

I would never scar the children like that!!

[mads-n-cats]

I mean, I’ve dated weirder…

[nakedvikingdrummer]

…oh? I am not sure if I should be afraid.

[mads-n-cats]

It’s embarrassing. You’ll never look at me the same way again.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

Did you date a furry?

[mads-n-cats]

Worse. I dated a crazy conspiracy theorist. (that may have been nathaniel)

[nakedvikingdrummer]

A little 🌞🌞🌞 to add a little color to my 👻🍑

[mads-n-cats]

…Is that a playground in the background WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[nakedvikingdrummer]

House sitting for my mom. This is my childhood backyard 🤧🤩🤪

[mads-n-cats]

Jesus, don’t scare me like that, you putz. :P

[nakedvikingdrummer]

I would never scar the children like that!!

[mads-n-cats]

I mean, I’ve dated weirder…

[nakedvikingdrummer]

…oh? I am not sure if I should be afraid.

[mads-n-cats]

It’s embarrassing. You’ll never look at me the same way again.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

A little 🌞🌞🌞 to add a little color to my 👻🍑

[mads-n-cats]

…Is that a playground in the background WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[nakedvikingdrummer]

House sitting for my mom. This is my childhood backyard 🤧🤩🤪

[mads-n-cats]

Jesus, don’t scare me like that, you putz. :P

[nakedvikingdrummer]

I would never scar the children like that!!

[mads-n-cats]

I mean, I’ve dated weirder...

[nakedvikingdrummer]

A little 🌞🌞🌞 to add a little color to my 👻🍑

[mads-n-cats]

…Is that a playground in the background WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[nakedvikingdrummer]

House sitting for my mom. This is my childhood backyard 🤧🤩🤪

[mads-n-cats]

Jesus, don’t scare me like that, you putz. :P

[nakedvikingdrummer]

A little 🌞🌞🌞 to add a little color to my 👻🍑

[mads-n-cats]

...Is that a playground in the background WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[nakedvikingdrummer]

mads-n-cats:

You will do no such thing. You will stay in bed and rest. You need rest more than I need to have the food I like in your fridge.

The only thing resembling meat I have are my veggie nuggets tho and that makes everyone gassy

[mads-n-cats]

Babe, I’ll find something. Keep your ass in bed or I swear to god I will end you.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

Promise? ;)

[mads-n-cats]

Not in the sexy way, you fucking nerd.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

Oh :( To bed I go. dreaming of cuddlling u 

[mads-n-cats]

Awww, ur cute. <3

[nakedvikingdrummer]

mads-n-cats:

You will do no such thing. You will stay in bed and rest. You need rest more than I need to have the food I like in your fridge.

The only thing resembling meat I have are my veggie nuggets tho and that makes everyone gassy

[mads-n-cats]

Babe, I’ll find something. Keep your ass in bed or I swear to god I will end you.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

Promise? ;)

[mads-n-cats]

Not in the sexy way, you fucking nerd.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

mads-n-cats:

You will do no such thing. You will stay in bed and rest. You need rest more than I need to have the food I like in your fridge.

The only thing resembling meat I have are my veggie nuggets tho and that makes everyone gassy

[mads-n-cats]

Babe, I’ll find something. Keep your ass in bed or I swear to god I will end you.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

mads-n-cats:

Because there is a surprising amount of work managing 101 shitty bands. I’ll come see you soon, I promise. <3

okei, kjære.  Don’t overwork urself <333 *kose* I’ll make sure the  food is full of fridge that you like when you get here

[mads-n-cats]

You will do no such thing. You will stay in bed and rest. You need rest more than I need to have the food I like in your fridge.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

mads-n-cats:

You’re literally The Worst.

I am sick and drunk on cold medicine, elskede but you are so wonderfulllllllll

[mads-n-cats]

You’re in bed, right? I’ll kill you if you’re not in bed.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

benoviolio is at my feet and I have a big glass of water next to me. why aren’t you here? :( 

[mads-n-cats]

Because there is a surprising amount of work managing 101 shitty bands. I’ll come see you soon, I promise. <3

[nakedvikingdrummer]

mads-n-cats:

You’re literally The Worst.

I am sick and drunk on cold medicine, elskede but you are so wonderfulllllllll

[mads-n-cats]

You’re in bed, right? I’ll kill you if you’re not in bed.

[nakedvikingdrummer]

my name is Toiv

and wen its nite,

or when the moon 

is shnying brite

and all my lads

have gone to their pads

i like 2 cuddle n kiss

my girlfrien mads

[mads-n-cats]

You’re literally The Worst.

[paxtonthefriendlyghost]

Fuck

I’m sitting in bed in the hotel…still shaken and exhausted. I don’t think I actually slept. It’s 6:55am in Athens and I want to go home. Thank God for @bastcotillard @nakedvikingdrummer and the guys…I don’t think I’d be ok.

[mads-n-cats]

What the fuck happened???

[paxtonthefriendlyghost]

I’ll have to tell you in person. Just know I’m never drinking again.

[mads-n-cats]

You realize I’m back in the States, right?

[paxtonthefriendlyghost]

I’m thinking of coming home. I’ll come tell you at the office.

[mads-n-cats]

Oooookay

???