Lol

oof

[aliciavikander]

THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)

[chaoticlywise]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[cundtcake]

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

[tessghc]

HEY I’D LIKE TO ADD SOME CONTEXT!! This song is usually sung with children as a form of playtime, where the child pretends to be a sheep and does the “baah baah” part. I did the “baah baah” part under my breath while I watched the video. So the fact that the actual sheep are responding?? Gold.

[evipineschi]

A commemorative comic about how my parents should’ve gotten a dog 24 years ago. 

[evipineschi]

my mom requested this be reblogged with the picture attached

[yespandaislove]

She’s still thinking about that dog

[siverwrites]

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

[huyosumi]

ADORABLE

[transmortifried]

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fallinloveagainandagain]

scream

[sotheangst]

Same fucking energy

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[notkatniss]

[task-mismanager]

[lesbiantiana]

i’m not watching mulan (2020) but i’m ready to watch the video essays tearing apart mulan (2020)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[girlwithlandscape]

Oh, gosh. This is just one of the purest moments in television.

[aemitski]

Chadwick Boseman at Met Gala 2018

[theseymourbirkhoff-deactivated2]

Andromache of Scythia

[knitmeapony]

I don’t know what kind of fucking genius suggested to Charlize Theron that she become more and more of an action star as she ages, or if she just reached a fuck it point of having enough star juice to realize her dreams in Hollywood, but whatever reason there is that I keep seeing her looking buff as shit and jaded as hell in monochrome tank tops is enough to give me hope that we are not in The Darkest Timeline. The Old Guard, Atomic blonde, Mad Max, this woman is 45 years old, wearing leather and doing her own stunts. Please give me another decade+ of her slowly getting more jacked until she, Lucy Lawless, Gina Carrera, and Linda Hamilton can give us some kind of super wild John Wick type of franchise that is 90% middle aged women doing hand to hand combat and 10% queer Romance.

[mierac]

I’d like to see Zoe Saldana come back as an action hero too, without the green makeup. 

[akiyty]

Ming Na can lead them

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

It’s the Robin Wright career path.

[femslashfantasies]

CHARLIZE SAW THIS POST

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[tisawish]

What if we just remove men from politics? 🤔

[taramaclaywasaterf]

Men don’t realize what stuff like this does to young girls growing up. The effect it has on us, never seeing ourselves in power. Just like young children of color never see themselves in power. It’s just picture after picture of white men in black suits, over and over and over again. They’ll never understand what that’s like.

[ianvs-deactivated20241214]

A related problem is what this does to young boys—and especially young, white boys. This creates the idea that white men are the default members of society, and this is partly why, by the time they’re 18, so many white men are completely incapable of empathising with marginalised peoples.