hey you, what up

Maddy, 22, Earth

[better-positive-memes]

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

[evilbjork]

[yamino]

[bunney]

[shadowoftheeveningsun]

[virtualhell]

[motivation-and-fitness]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

[imchevychase-andyourenot-blog]

[rockelope]

[1995lahaine]

me trying to do literally any work for uni

[tainbocuailnge]

bite the vampire first to establish dominance

[timbllr]

[funnystories]

funny story

In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

[nonamenonewhatsoever]