Fruit Discourse of 2017

I can't BELIEVE I have to do this just so I don't spam my followers.

[maejajartharber]

Okay, now you are just getting gross, both of you!

[iwonderwhereyouare]

🍓 #strawberry #berries #ไม่รู้จะแท็กอะไร #foodlover #fruits #น่าจะแท็กครบแล้ว (at RSU Tower)

[sports-elf-in-training]

fuck all of you

especially you, strawberry

[kingglanni-archive-blog]

Excuse me goffi? What the fuck was that?

[maejajartharber]

Even the pineapple agrees with me this time.

[maejajartharber]

Oooh, that is funny!

[maejajartharber]

drekaavoxtur:

Maeja, I don’t think you should be commenting on another fruit’s loudness… I think you might actually be louder than everyone else combined ! And you’re a strawberry!

...so what? I’m getting tired of cleaning up after people! and you’re just going to make it worse, you semi-pineapple.

[necessary]

[megurashkarchived]

me

[maejajartharber]

piranhapunk replied to your post: “Well, pineapples are just… big, and not very impressive otherwise.”:

"im big alright" and drekka has a stroke off in the corner somewhere probably

everyone can read those

[maejajartharber]

how can you tell a dragonfruit is in the mood?

when hes horny

[drekaavoxtur]

i- i don’t…. appreciate,,,

[maejajartharber]

I have... more.

[maejajartharber]

Well, pineapples are just… big, and not very impressive otherwise.

[drekaavoxtur]

#I SEE YOU DREKKA

hey maybe, just a thought, mind your own business ? like, just throwing that out there…

[kingglanni-archive-blog]

Oh I’m big alright maeja. Though, I have to ask. What exactly do you do besides be a nuisance to everyone in the basket hm?

[maejajartharber]

Well, big and not much else! and - you are loud. I can’t NOT hear it.

[semoka]

If they don’t stop hurting my strawberry child they gonna catch these hands

[kingglanni-archive-blog]

Don’t worry they will. She’s going to be good soon, and all happy

[maejajartharber]

@ithro-glaepur HELP

[maejajartharber]

how can you tell a dragonfruit is in the mood?

when hes horny

[maejajartharber]

Well, pineapples are just... big, and not very impressive otherwise.

[stimman3000]

[maejajartharber]

….you know, vegetables aren’t that bad….

[bhatairblackberry-blog]

Yeah! Maeja is right on this I think. Right?

[mimimelona-blog]

riiiiiiiiight.

[hallaeinmana-deactivated2020112]

if you cook them right

[maejajartharber]

YOU two are AWFUL.

[hallaeinmana-deactivated2020112]

but also consider the second version of IMMI BEST

[oneandonlyoverteen-blog]

casually interrupts immi’s singing

[robbierancid]

What is does the apple look like in this hit new play yall like

[kingglanni-archive-blog]

Gimme a hot second I’ll show you

[maejajartharber]

[maejajartharber]

....you know, vegetables aren’t that bad....