Mae's Blog

28 years old. mostly jokes, some art

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[theorangepdf]

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[lhurluberlu-hululant]

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[minart-was-taken]

Many such cases

[sobcat]

me when there's work at work

[ozempicofficial]

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[sunny-sourzii]

They make me sick btw