i've been too online for too long

detoxing from social media for a bit. ill return one day though, we all always do. if you see me posting its posts that were queued or scheduled.

[just-taking-adam-break]

Thank you to @ashleyloob for designing such an awesome shirt to wear while playing the new pokemon game

[aceofsquiddles]

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

[orionskittles]

HELP???

[supermariomamafucker]

when its Touch His Nipples Tuesday during Fuck His Ass August

[pjackk]

WORK THOSE HIPS QUEEN!!!!

[seblester]

[girlslikegirlsgetoverit-deactiv]

How satisfying is this 😭

[citree]

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

[citree]

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

[wewetkes]

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

[citree]

OH NO…

BONE THEIF!!!

[antique-scarecrow]

this post is incredible! I’m in a tremendous amount of pain right now

[the-a-j-universe]

Aw, did you get your bones stolen by the bone horse?

[ozempicofficial]

[duncebento]

his loincloth….

[cloudvisualspew07x]

[spookymulder01]

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[its-a-beautful-day]

I did this as fast as I could lol

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[bignaz8]

Sir Christopher Lee met Rasputin's assassins, saw the last guillotine execution, hunted Nazis, recorded a heavy metal album, spoke 9 languages, was Ian Fleming's cousin (James Bond) & was the only actor in “The Lord of the Rings” to have met J.R.R. Tolkien

[skeleton-richard]

Tags via @thesquireinvictus

[mooncustafer]

Are we sure he did die? Maybe the Grim Reaper was retiring and asked Sir Christopher to be his replacement.

[malibuklaus]

[maxmorkson]

If you've seen that one screencap, you know what it's about.

"The Sin of Empathy" Sticker for Sale by Sugar-Junkie

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[popnografico]

[unreformedcarrots]

[one-shitpost-a-day]

[angrybell]

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

[kzlatkova]

Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

[thejingshi]

Stephanie Hsu as Joy Wang/Jobu Tupaki in Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

[swingsetqueen]