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Nothing kills man faster than his own head

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[cosmogenous]

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[crippled-peeper]

“survive out of spite” sounds cool and all but I miss feeling like I was a human being worthy of love

[melissax7777]

MALE. MOANING. FUCK. YES.

[wrotten]

do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

[rocketbirdie]

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

[takemetoparisbaby]

you're pretty weird for a girl who tried to be normal her whole life

[ddeck]

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

[mushysuggestion]

i just wanna make u so happy it outweighs all the sadness you’ve ever felt

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[himaybeme]

[malojasnake]

— Sunrise, by Louise Glück