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Gem: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Jordan: crouches down Tweaks: kneels down Cedar: sits on the floor Gem: Gem: I hate all of you.

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Cinth, to Jordan: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

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Cinth and Icarus are cuddling Cinth: Tell me something I don't know about you. Icarus: leans in to whisper in Cinth's ear, voice deep and sensual I like Japanese food so much that every time I watch Lord of the Rings and see Gollum eating the raw fish, my mouth waters. Cinth: Cinth: Cinth: I meant like your favorite color, but okay.

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Deliza: Ladies, gentlemen and Jordan, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Harmony: A llama? Deliza: No. Harmony: A baby llama? Deliza: No! Harmony: A baby llama with a little hat on? Deliza: NO!

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Gem: Reading a letter Cinth: Well, what does it say? Gem: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Harmony killed my pet rock.

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Cinth: I was just diagnosed with deez. Deliza: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

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Icarus: I dare you- Bowie: Cinth is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Icarus: Why not? Cinth: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Deliza: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! Cinth: I wish for good grades.

Jordan: Nerd. Cinth: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Jordan. :)

Deliza: Cinth…

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Cinth: When I see really attractive people like Icarus, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be sacrificed for their beauty. Jordan: I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive. Cedar: Works for me.

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Gem: If you want my advice- Bowie: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. Gem: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me. Icarus: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

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Bowie: Cinth, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Cinth: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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Iced: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly

Cinth: Honestly fuck you

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Cinth: Snow got me feeling some type of way. Icarus: That's hypothermia. Cinth: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

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Cedar: When will Ted himself…finally show up to the talk? Sam: The final boss. Gem: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Cedar: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!