Eh, I'll Give a Pass. Kiddo

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[mafiaswappapyrus]

*Ahhh don't worry bout me, sweets. Im sure I will return soon.

[mafiaswappapyrus]

I worded that wrong. Ya know what? Forget it, I sound stupid?

Uhm... alright.. if ya say so, kid...

[mafiaswappapyrus]

3:00 A.M ADHD is scrolling through toddler toys on an online shops website and realizing some of them would entertain you

What would entertain me?

[mafiaswappapyrus]

It's fine... it's j-just that I don't r-really have anywhere to go... a-and everyone h-here has either a gun or a snake...

I mean, yes.... But here is kinda a safe haven... unless you make it less of one.....

[mafiaswappapyrus]

*Sitting in a corner, flinching whenever something looks at me or even glances in my general direction* S-sorry, should I leave? It's j-just raining outside...

Dont worry! you seem a bit on edge... whats th’ matter? scared of thunder? If you want a room to yerself i think i can arrange that so you feel better....

[mafiaswappapyrus]

*Smiles softly* T-thank you sir...

Of course! If you need anything else, feel free to come back to the bar, Imma be here for a bit it seems~ (I would hum softly to myself as I turn away and dry off a few goblets.)

[mafiaswappapyrus]

*Nods, visibly shaking* Y-yes sir...

*smiles softly* Relaaaax, you are clearly in capable hands. Mine~ Nyehe~.

Go on then. your room is already made for you after we get the staples outta ya. Rest easy~

[mafiaswappapyrus]

*Pats the other anon on the head* don't worry, he's pretty nice as long as you don't make him mad

Correct~!

[mafiaswappapyrus]

*Backs away into a corner*... there's no good answer here...I'm not even sure if there's one that doesn't get me shot... *Laughs nervously*... I'm fucked

The answer should be “yes” cause then ya dont get shot. does that help you, kid.

[mafiaswappapyrus]

I'm fine. I don't want to waste anyone's time, anyways

I am literally giving you help. Take it. otherwise im wasting my breath for someone who walked in here bloody BLEEDIN’ and somehow DOESNT assume that by going to ANOTHER TIMELINE that SOMEONE wouldnt be GENUINELY CONCERNED for their well bein’. 

Fine. You can leave then. I aint about t’ ruin whatever plans ya got for that wound of yours. If ya wanted help, you clearly came to the right place, but if ya didnt, well, you came to th’ wrong place. Cause we dont do staples round ‘ere. 

(I would then tap the gun that was on my belt, and using my magic to open a jacket that was hanging next to me to reveal another gun. My face was darkened by this point)

Do you want help, Child.

[mafiaswappapyrus]

*Shakes head* I'm fine...I'm just here to get away from Alphys for a while

unless you can take out th’ staples by yourself (which you would have already before ya showed up) which you didnt, im inclined to believe you need medical ‘sistance. and a room t’ rest in. go on then. you arent convincin’ me otherwise....

[mafiaswappapyrus]

I'm from the Fell version of this universe... my Alphys is... strict, and also... very violent.. -The anon Alphys attacked with a stapler

Ah, i figured as much.... donno why you would go all this way to me though. 

i would assume someone in your universe knows some form of healing. being it gruesome or not... but alright. imma send ya to one of my Medical rooms and get those staples off ya at least.

(i would sigh and roll my eyes) Kids commin’ in with drama as usual... Alright, Take the kiddo away from th’ bar. Im not in th’ mood to deal with being a nurse for a day! (motioning over to a lackey who would rush over to the visitor and point in the general direction they were to go with a thumb.)

(Sigh).... drama.

[mafiaswappapyrus]

*Stumbles through the door with literal staples in my arm* Fuck... Alphys is pissed, I suggest nobody go near her...

Imma assume your Alphys is of the tougher kind and also knows how to use a stapler. 

What kin’ stapler? 

(i looked like i didnt care due to knowing that my particular Alphys wasnt as forward with their attacks)

[mafiaswappapyrus]

*A wall seems to ripple slightly, and I fall through it, landing flat on my face* Well then. There goes my chance at any sort of good reputation in whatever AU I just stepped into

(I would blink) uhm... ya got buisness 'ere?

[mafiaswappapyrus]

No SOUL, so yeah. I don't really care. -Ash

Hmm. Alrighty then. Even if ya dont have one, its not really a... good look. Anyway, ya got anywhere t' be?

[mafiaswappapyrus]

Oh, hello. Didn't expect to see you... *Holding a knife, but seemingly hoping I don't need it*

Theres always a choice t’ leave. 

[mafiaswappapyrus]

(My god autocorrect hates me) Not like I have anywhere else to be. 'Less you've seen Gaster, which's unlikely. 'Sides, this ain't exactly a place that many people come. People with somethin' against me, 'at is. (She talks like that not even knowing she's doing it) -Ash

well uhm... not sure i can help ya then... everyone in this place hates everyone less you are someone of actual power.