haha lol im a nonbinary stereotype @mag-the-kobold - Tumblr Blog

Intro post!

Hi! You can call me Wilde or Magpie! Pronouns are He/It, but generally any are fine (YES this means neos as well! Get wild with how you refer to me!)

My interests include:

♤ art! Crocheting, drawing, sculpting, jewelry making, whatever the fuck ive decided to dedicate myself to this week!

♤ audio dramas!

♤ pretty much every iteration of tmnt! (Currently hyperfixating on 2012, 2003, and rottmnt)

♤ Vulture culture!

♤ old stuff (music, clothing, architecture, inventions, etc.)

♤ languages, etymology, dialects, and accents!

♤ indie animations and webcomics! (I need more recs!!)

♤ Queer/disabled historyyyy

My yap posts are tagged as #the magpie speaks, and my art posts (regardless of if theyre drawings or not) are tagged as #the magpie draws

No dni, but I block freely, BE NORMAL HERE.

Please dont ask me for donations, I'm but a poor lad and cant help...

Uhhh also, dms are kinda iffy, ill respond sometimes but it depends on how well I know you and what the dm is about. If you want to tell me something, asks are probably the safest option (dw if you've sent me dms before, just a new safety precaution)

Userbox by the lovely @yourlocalavian

#intro post #dw abt it #changing the setup constantly lmao

spin-the-wheel-polls

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

spin-the-wheel-polls

Yeah I think most people do

#You can never blink??#Guys im fucked #I mean. I usually forget to blink anyway but STILL

Fuck marry kill: titanic, a very gay forest, and a pearl that turns every person in the vicinity into transgender

Fuck the pearl, marry the very gay forest, kill the Titanic

#the magpie speaks #ask answered #loll you know i love a good forest. ALSO ALL FORESTS ARE GAY #the ones i used to live by especially

Should I. Bleach my hair tomorrow or... next week?

#the magpie speaks

autophobiastar

Thinking of going blonde with like BRIGHT pink streaks and raccoon stripes what do we think guys

mag-the-kobold

YES. DO IT!

#thatd be sick as fuckkkkkkk

Heyyy changed my blog name a bit

Kinda sad changing it because the name referenced my first dnd character, but! This marks me getting rid of the fact that i went by Connor for a hot minute lmao

Anyway yea 👍

#the magpie speaks #update

One of the worst things about trying to remember anything from before i turned 15 is just. Remembering all the times I was told by my family i would never be believed about any of the shit they and people close to them have done to me.

"if it doesnt leave a mark, then its not abuse." I heard this a lot growing up, mostly from my father. And I mean, technically I dont have any physical evidence of anything. Because the bruises on my back, side, and hip from when he kicked me repeatedly have all faded. Because the giant bloody scrapes on my legs and arms I got when he pushed me as I tried to run away from him are healed and blend into the scars from biking accidents, so its not like i can even point out a specific one to say "this is from him". And the list could go on.

"You cant even tell me what *actually* happened so youre lying!" Said to me by my brother. When I was 7 and he was 8, his friend sexually assaulted me. I cant remember anything that happened (thank god) but that means my brother can twist it any way he'd like. He tells all my new friends, and even HIS friends, a twisted, mangled story of a horrible experience, making it sound like im a whore, and i (A SEVEN YEAR OLD) wanted it. And I cant tell you what happened. So obviously the story he knows is true.

And the classic "youre a child, who will believe you?" My mother would say when I threatened to call cps. Who *would* believe a child when they run to you, screaming and crying that they were being harmed. Because children are dramatic and stupid and will say theyre being abused if they dont get the toy they want, obviously!! (/sarcasm)

Im thinking of moving out. Ive got a friend who has offered to let me stay at their house. Things have been going smoother lately here, but I know thats only because my father isnt home, and once he comes back things will go back to how they always are. I really want to leave.

#the magpie speaks #magpie vent post #<- gonna make a specific tag so you can just block my vents if you want #vent post #tw child abuse #tw childhood trauma #tw sa mention #this is a very. very vulnerable post. im worried to post it.#but i mean. its important for me to at least tell some people. cuz god damn i cant tell anyone irl.#very personal

cannibalcaprine

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

cue-jay

sinistra-orlok

we-all-got-scars-again

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

mikhailruinstheinternet

so….. yet another doctor visit that makes me never want to go to a doctor again.

the first time I visited this doctor, I had higher hopes than normal because for the first time, she actually did the bare minimum of considering my symptoms and taking my blood to do some labs. I must admit that I was still a bit let down that she had only done the bare minimum and nothing else to try to figure out what the hell is wrong with my health, but it was the best experience yet.

until today. But I have to back up a bit to explain why today was so bad.

about three weeks ago, she called to let me know that I had low adrenals and told me to take a supplement that I later found out actually makes it worse.

When I came to my follow up appointment today, she told me that I don’t have adrenal insufficiency, but I may have adrenal fatigue (a condition that has been proven not to exist). She proceeded to tell me she didn’t actually test for adrenal insufficiency even though she told me that’s what I have???? I had a few other things off on my labs, nothing too big, but she kept kept assuring me that if I cut out all processed foods and artificial sweeteners, I’ll fix those issues. Excuse me, what the fuck?! She didn’t even bother to suggest what could be causing my health problems and pretty much just sent us out to reschedule another appointment.

#DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK #this is how my doctors talk about my lupus omfg #literally got told that if i just went on a SUPER STRICT diet and was always doing something/never being stagnant ever id be fine!#no health issues there for sure! totally!#fucking hell #blowing up our doctors with my mind

seirveeee

i think mr beast is under the macguffingham curse

#NO BUT FOR REAL #im crying

iicor

*me showing my grandpa my website*

my grandpa: you use they/them?

me: *panik*

my grandpa: that never made sense to me grammatically. it's plural.

me: mhm *PANIK*

my grandpa: what about zey/zem? do people still use those?

me: uh yes- i know some people who do-

my grandpa: *clicks about me link*- this just goes to a 404 *old man angry huff* >:(

HE NEVER MENTIONED IT AFTER THIS. i don't even think he processed i'm nonbinary. like my grandpa didn't even care and basically just implied i should use neopronouns. my nearly 80 year old grandpa. what the fuck.

#omfg thats hilarious #i love him pretty much saying neopronouns are easier to understand than they/them #like hell yeah man most old people cant understand either of those things #incredible

goblinspod

I am greatly enjoying the split on episode 7 between people who loved cursed Hooper and people who found him so deeply annoying they wanted to pull their ears off.

How did you feel about cursed Hooper?

Loved him

no more ears

Voting ended onAug 6

#i wanted to rip my ears off so bad oh my lord... in a good way #you know when something is so annoying that it loops back to being good? yeah thats how this was

Did an incredible drawing at the hospital today but I cant post it because I didnt have my sketchbook and I drew it on smth that would doxx meeeeeee

#the magpie speaks #the pain i go through every day...#/silly #ALSO. i was not at the hospital for me dw im fine #my grandmother had a stroke and we were visiting her (shes also ok btw)