😔sad Bitch Hours

i just talk about normal stuff like pancakes

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoaxghost]

small guide to my emoticon usage

[hoaxghost]

Did a lil addition for various other emoticons people have asked me about

[icecreamsoup]

I wanted to add my takes on these two

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[beardedmrbean]

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[lilymailloux]

STANCE

[charlottecors]

[pennaraptor]

incredible...

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

when tumblr inevitably dies we should all start blogging via carrier pigeon instead

[cupcraft]

Learn to love kids. Learn to stop hating kids. Learn to stop blaming kids. Learn to respect kids. Learn to process your trauma and separate not wanting kids from projecting bitterness towards kids. Kids are always going to be a part of your communities.

[i-am-a-fish]

anyone else just like. sit

is anybody else literally sitting like right now

[unclefather]

cashapp/venmo: unclefather

[cantankerouscanuck]

[sabertoothwalrus]

so how quickly do you think it'll take them to figure it out lol

[hyperthrust]

i don’t see enough “acne is normal and fine” talk so here. acne is normal and fine. you don’t need to use all these fancy products and wash your face/shoulders/chest/back/whatever 8x a day. it sucks cause it hurts, it sucks more that everyone seems to have an opinion about it. acne is normal and fine, you’re alright.

[hyperthrust]

this post goes for all skin conditions. take/use whatever you need for relief, don’t feel pressured to hide it, and you don’t have to listen to people’s ignorant comments about it. i wish you comfort in your own skin.

[rslashrats]

my favorite genre of tumblr posts being spread to other sites is people saying “this is from when tumblr used to be funny…” and the post they’re talking about was literally made a week ago