I H8 MAGIC

sorcerers/mages/wizards/witches dni i am Tobias the peon and magic makes me sooo so mad

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im watching this apprentice necromancer try and revive crabs. fool, i already ate those

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just learned that counterspell is itself a spell. ruined my whole day i feel so lied to.

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I have a non magical way to stop a spell before it's cast!

fuckers never see it coming lmao

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FORSOOTH my good fellow! no magic! just good olde brimstone and iron ball

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wow nice earth magic! i can also throw rocks 🙄

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just learned that counterspell is itself a spell. ruined my whole day i feel so lied to.

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arcane defilement!

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bro stopppp cmon man dont cast that spell DUDE come the fuck on im serious

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accursed hexes!

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spells suck so fucking bad fr bro

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abhorrent magicks!

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foul sorcery!

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magic is an abomination!