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Indie, selective, private RP for Rule 63 MCU Thor. Obvious Thor 1 canon divergence, but with details and plot points from: The Avengers (2012), Thor: The Dark World, Thor: The Mighty Avenger, & Walt Simonson's Thor (v1. #337–382). Faceclaim: Gwendoline Christie BEST VIEWED IN CHROME

[ofhousemirraflex]

[mageborn]

lykketheunlucky:

                                              Bring it all.                            For I am not afraid of the dark.

[feministkoriandr-deactivated201]

i need more marvel lady headcanons.

i want to hear about that time jane foster got stitched up in the er by claire temple.

i want to know how karen page worked as a temp for stark industries, and how one day she spilled her coffee all over herself and pepper potts. she thought she was going too be fired but pepper was the one to apologize and pay for both their dry cleaning.

did you know christine everhart once interviewed maya hansen, but the article was passed over for more of tony stark’s misadventures?

for sharon carter’s tenth birthday, her aunt peggy took her to a show starring broadway legend angie martinelli.

one time maria hill was pulled from a mission because the day before she had sustained a concussion and a broken nose during a sparring session with melinda may.

bobbi morse and natasha romanoff like to argue about who came up with the “public displays of affection make people uncomfortable” trick, but they’ve executed it enough times together.

living with darcy lewis was hell because she kept stealing jane’s shirts and stretching out the chest. jane kept accidentally using darcy’s razor. she once sat on and broke darcy’s glasses. their cycles synced and whenever one of them got sick, the other was sure to follow.

whenever maya hansen and betty ross meet at a conference, they get horrendously drunk. they’ve been arrested for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure twice.

just. marvel. lady. headcanons.

[jane-buchanan-barnes]

“Well, I dunno about learnin’ from our forebears’ mistakes. We’re not always so good at that. But if you saw what life was like for my parents, you’d understand why they wanted better.”

[mageborn]

“You try. In my home, things are now as they were when I was born. And to your way of gauging things, I was born a very long time ago, indeed.” 

“Very little has changed.”

[gemsandgin-archive]

She’d planned to walk out and leave the woman to her bathing, but with the threat, Maria decided to stay. “Don’t mind me. I’ll just be over here out of your way.”

[mageborn]

Releasing a slow, displeased breath, Thora submerged herself, then rose sharply, shaking her pink-tinged water from her hair. “Do you not know who you trespass on, mortal?” she demanded, stalking up the spring’s steps.

[jamieerhodes-blog]

“Tony has a big heart, he just wants to make sure  you'e comfortable and adjusted. He means well  really. But yes, I know this great place in Times  Square if you’d like to go?”

[mageborn]

“As you say,” Thora allowed, though she had her doubts. It was goo that Stark had friends willing to defend him, however. She had only met Pepper thus far.

“I would be glad to join you, Colonel. I enjoy the lights.”

[southernxbelle]

“Uh – Yeah. Ah am.” Rogue smiled, returning the greeting gesture. “One o’ the seemingly constantly growing number.”

[mageborn]

Releasing Rogue, Thora glanced up at the school, impressed despite its modesty in comparison to Asgard. "I've come to learn that such academies are rare on Earth. Your people don't seem overly fond of training their heroes."

[scienceandstardust-archives-blog]

“Maybe one or two.”

[mageborn]

“I prefer this one.”

[the-accursed]

With a genial tut, Malekith began to pace, his hands clasped behind his back as he began to circle the woman before him, “I find you to be much too tense. It cannot be good for one’s health, M’Lady– you rather need to lighten up.”

[mageborn]

Thora watched him, her grip on Mjolnir readjusting slightly, ready for whatever he might try. "Removing your head from your shoulders would improve my humor greatly," she offered. "If you are volunteering."

[darkpatriotismarchive-blog]

krystal; hE S ITS LIKE A WH O R E krystal; HE IS SITTING LIKE A HIGH CLASS WHORE. 

[thehangedgod]

Odin: “You are a big boy soon, you should learn to do this yourself.”

Thor: “But Mother braids your hair every morning!”

Odin: “That is different. Your Mother is my wife. Unless you plan to marry soon, you should know how to braid your hair and tie your own shoe laces.”

Thor: “I know how to tie my- ow!”

Odin: “Sit still!”

Thor: “That’s what Mother tells you all the time!”

[thehangedgod]

Odin: “It is good to be home. But why are the boys not in bed?”

Frigga: “Thor insisted on waiting for your return. He fell asleep only an hour ago.”

Odin: “And Loki?”

Frigga: “Thor insisted on him waiting with us. I saw no harm in it.”

Odin: “And no harm was done. I will carry them to their beds.”

[thehangedgod]

Odin: “Is… is this our son? Did we make him?”

Frigga: “I remember doing most of the work, Borrson. But aye, behold your first-born son. Would you like to hold him?”

Odin: “I could not. He is so small, I might break him.”

Frigga: “Nonsense. He is your son, he will not break so easily.”

[pop-punkruinedmylife-blog]

All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via carapherneliahearts)

[hush-syrup]

A woman sits up straight: she’s on edge. She leans into the cushions: she’s provocative. She leans over to another woman: she’s a gossip. She holds the other woman’s hand: she’s queer. She holds an apple in her hand: she’s a temptress. She slices the apple: she’s tame. She slices your heart out: she’s a bitch. She wears a heart at her throat: she’s a beauty. She wears a silk tie at her throat: she’s butch. She wears a silk camisole: she’s a slut. She’s slutty: she’s a celebrity. She celebrates herself: she’s got nerve. She’s celibate: she’s pathetic. She’s empathetic: she’s a sweet thing. She sweetens the deal: she’s a honeypot. She hones her tongue: she’s a shrew. She’s shrewd: she’s deadly. She’s dead: she’s innocent. She’s a virgin: She’s on edge.

20 Ways by Eva Heisler (via hush-syrup)

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

I love girls that look mean like yes kill me

[hellagayeveryday-deactivated201]

Falling for women is easy. Their entire physique is captivating, their hair, tender hands, beautiful smiles; the sound of soft voices, sometimes raspy in the morning, but often calm and sweet. The idea of soft lips against your own, and a kind touch upon your skin sending goosebumps across every inch of your body. Women are like magic.

[cosplayblog]

Lady Thor from Marvel Universe

Cosplayer: Miley Romero Photographer: York In A Box