better safe than assimilated

Liz. 30. sometimes I tell stories. ☕ Buy me a coffee? ☕

[housederiva]

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[ste-llajo]

Except Gale would say please

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[magerites]

hey isobel real quick whats up with your armor girl

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[wholesomevampire]

[magerites]

rewatching spn for the first time in a decade with my partner who somehow never watched the show when it was airing and knows very little about the fanbase

anyway my 40 year old boyfriend is quickly becoming a deangirl stay tuned as this story unfolds

[thulium]

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[magerites]

bring back shows with 22 episodes

[beardedmrbean]

[magerites]

oranges have more vitamin A than oranges indeed

[shadowedf3ver]

ah yes. my personal favourite moment from the book: the first time Rocky realises Grace is the most intelligent idiot he’s ever met

“I return to the tunnel to tell Rocky about how smart I am.” ,,,, bro could only call you bad because he simply didn’t have the words to describe ur silliness grace let’s not hype ourselves up too soon.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[gayvampyr]

people don’t want to acknowledge that adhd can actually be debilitating. they’ll just be like “why do you keep ruining your own life. you’re so lazy”

[horse-on-a-porch]

its taken me most of my life to realize that everybody else doesn't take 6+ hours of doing the Exact Right Thing with NASA precision in order to coax their brain to do 2 hours of work.

[tooquirkytolose]

Fat people I love you

[were--ralph]

Hey! how make much did you make an hr on your first job and what was the job?

[super-affection]

only real 90s kids remember