.

“I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.”

[jenniiferscott]

It’s a wonder how some of you are actually passing my class.

[maggie-darcy]

How so?

[declan-ellis]

  Alone? That’s suspicious. Is it something dangerous?

[maggie-darcy]

Yeah well I'm a big girl, I can handle it. I don't know I was about to find out but suddenly here I am; engaged in a thrilling conversation with you.

[doemeadows]

Darn me, every time I sleep in I miss all the bacon.

Fuck.

[maggie-darcy]

I'm sure they'll be some left. 

[declan-ellis]

  Oh yeah? What are you investigating.

[maggie-darcy]

No idea, I was doing rounds and then I was told to see what was going on here.

[professoranneliaking]

  Yes, I have actually, there are some a little to your left, and a couple of shelves up.

[maggie-darcy]

Thanks, I think I've lost mine somewhere.

[declan-ellis]

What are you doing here?

[maggie-darcy]

Investigating. 

[the-tessa-fray]

  Thanks Einstein.

[maggie-darcy]

You're welcome.

[captain-amell]

Well, you know us Queen women. Nothing gets to us.

[the-tessa-fray]

This blows. Where’s the warm weather when you need it?

[maggie-darcy]

Closer to the equator.

[professoranneliaking]

Mm, did you say something?

[maggie-darcy]

Have you seen any potions books around here?

[charlielocklear]

What?

[maggie-darcy]

Have you seen an old looking potions book lying around here?

[declan-ellis]

  But that’s what they are Darcy. No matter what I say on camera.

[maggie-darcy]

I can't tell what's more sad; the fact that your views are still stuck in the old ages or the fact that you have to be a completely different person for people to like you.

[declan-ellis]

  Call them what?

[maggie-darcy]

I said, don't call them Mudbloods.

[declan-ellis]

  And writing shit about me in your column is the way to get out into the world about writing about mudbloods?

[maggie-darcy]

Don't call them that.

[declan-ellis]

  So what do you want?

[maggie-darcy]

Not to be writing about Quidditch for sure.

[declan-ellis]

  Fine. 

You’re a bitch Darcy, you know that?

[maggie-darcy]

If getting and doing what I want makes me a bitch, then so be it.

[declan-ellis]

  You did though.

[maggie-darcy]

You're confusing me with someone else I'm afraid.