My Whole Life is Thunder

Maggie. 22. I was once in the same room as Robert Downey Jr. and I live in Bellingham, WA.

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[zodiacfrickfracks]

The Zodiac Signs’ Hogwarts Houses

Gryffindor: Aries, Sagittarius

Ravenclaw: Gemini, Virgo, Aquarius

Hufflepuff: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Pisces

Slytherin: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn

[markgreenes]

the gang + the onion headlines

[chardeemacdenniis]

iasip is literally just onion headlines

[catsbeaversandducks]

[la-cienaga-deactivated20160702]

goals

[hupperts]

[osointricate]

Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it.  What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

[coolartcorner]

doodle flower dog edits 🌸🌻🐶✨ // ig: deergf

source

[corgi-addict]

Tangerine Corgi (Inspired by Marutaro)

[everydayneverynight]

I’m pretty sure Luca is the most photogenic dog I’ve ever seen.

[actualdogvines]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

tbh i didnt even watch i just feel this

[kaiserghidorah]

Throw Back to when Poe Dameron and Kylo Ren went through a Country Western phase and made a song with Justin Timberlake about not wanting to go to space.

[eroscestlavie]

i just remembered that adam driver was in this scene like i sat up in bed and my eyes widened and i’m glad someone beat me to posting it

[canadianslut]

why didn't Taylor invite Carly as a special guest on the 1989 world tour?

Because Carly Rae is a known supporter of LGBTQIA+ rights and Oppresslor couldn’t have a known “gay is okay” supporter on her tour because she has a lot of republican fans and she needs to keep ahold of her audience by only giving the most vague and useless lyrics to support gay marriage (the lyrics “you can want you who you want / boys and boys and girls and girls”–meaning it’s okay to have same sex attraction as long as you don’t act on it!) after Tiredlor heard the much superior E•MO•TION which helmed gay anthems such as “Your Type”, “I Didn’t Just Come Here To Dance” and “Favourite Colour” she knew she couldn’t risk alienating her mouth-breathing audience by putting LGBTly Rae on the 1989 tour.

[raisesomehale]

iM JUST

IM SO BORED OF HETEROSEXUAL STORYLINES IM SORRY BUT IM JUST SO FUC KING B OR ED 

[idontmakelaugh]

Try to substitute “heterosexual” with “homosexual” and this post suddenly becomes a homophobe post, fun isnt it?

[raisesomehale]

oh no the straights are angry again

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[maggily]

the signs as Gene Belcher quotes

Aries: I'm gonna take a nap under a warm tortilla and then eat my way out when I wake up.

Taurus: I think I have the best legs in the family and the smoothest bottom.

Gemini: When I shut my eyes and cover my ears, I feel like I could maybe spend the rest of my life with her.

Cancer: I wanna be a real artist. Like Leonardo DiCaprio.

Leo: My life is more difficult than anyone else on the planet. And yes, I'm including starving children, so don't ask.

Virgo: I've eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.

Libra: Summer is awful. There's too much pressure to enjoy yourself.

Scorpio: Camera, take the day off. I added ten pounds to myself.

Sagittarius: Are you a ghost? 'Cause I'm a ghostbuster. And I'm a police officer. And a Sagittarius.

Capricorn: Was it obvious I don't care?

Aquarius: Queen Latifah, give me strength.

Pisces: Why would I be horny? I'm not an antelope.

[shitroughdrafts-deactivated2021]

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace directed by George Lucas.

[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

me at the beginning of 2015

me at the end of 2015