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shounen-super

dominik528

Iconic.

morrithal

This is the future liberals want

iguanamouth

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

gentlemanbones

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

mijukaze

Thanks! I hate it

guantanamo-bae

No evidence!

mxnrique

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

impuretale

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it.

quasi-normalcy

Noted

gwendolynshepherds

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

vidadepostureo-deactivated20190

Audio please 🔉

armedandgayngerous

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

mikedawwwson

Why Did They Come?

wobblyjimbles

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

derekhetrickart

im back on my bullshit

parttimepup

Do you ever think about how sperm don’t work right at body temperature and that’s why males have external testicles? Design-wise that is such a huge risk to take. Your most important organ is swinging free outside your body, vulnerable to injury or attack. All because one (1) type of cell, your fucking gametes for christ’s sake, cannot function at the normal body temperature of the organism they belong to. What the fuck. I never want to hear a man try and say females are biologically inferior ever again.

parttimepup

While I’m at it also they have to share one hole that they both pee and have sex out of. That’s fucking gross and unsanitary. Everytime a man cums in you you’re also getting all the pee that was in his urethra enjoy that thought ladies. You know how many holes birds have? One. They pee, poop and have sex all in the same hole it’s called the cloaca. You know how many holes women have? Three. Because we evolved one. Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

nutheadgee-deactivated20190314

Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female

Is just about the most legendary sentence I have ever read in my life in any language..

belleevangeline

Real gender equality

niggazinmoscow

I will never get tired of this

pervocracy

When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a complete and logically sound defense including citations, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.

Bro, I’ve known you for twelve seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.

pervocracy

This got a lot of responses from people pointing out that evidence is a key part of intellectual inquiry, discourse, and debate. That being able to support your beliefs is a key critical thinking skill. Which is 100% true.

Except that you don’t actually have to participate in intellectual discourse any time some fucko on the Internet tells you to.

There’s a vast difference between “this is an important thing to be able to do,” and “this is a thing that you must be continuously available to perform in public for any stranger who asks.”