we dem kois

i take my sign way too seriously venmo: @rylee-fitzgerald

[machetelanding]

[bisexualfeministlion]

Goodbye

20GayTeen

Hello

20BiTeen

[bastillry]

I passed my first semester of college and here is my mood

[claraschinman]

my fbi agent watching my deadlines get closer

[sumikatt]

my favorite post about the us military “defending freedom” is the one like, “how tf my freedoms get over to iraq?”

[sumikatt]

this tweet is two years old

[durbikins]

WHO UP

get some rest

[videntefernandez]

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

be the cowboy moodboard

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@kinglesbiancore

[questionablemotivations]

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

[house-of-crows]

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

[kinka-juice]

A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

aw dangit

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.

[noisypitta]

Using wool isnt even harming sheep 

[chris-hansen-the-pedoslayer-blog]

Sheep need to be sheered or else it will cause serious problems. It’s a mutual relationship, we help sheep get rid of the pesky wool and it gives us a very useful material.

[calis-discourse]

This has been a Burning Hot Take™

[cosmicloveless]

you can really tell that no one in this picture is straight

[catchymemes]

George-Washington.zip

[moved-strabius-strawberry]

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

[porterr-robinson]

[journeymanfool]

the human experience

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[helpingg]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

When the whole squad is in on your shitposting shenanigans 

[melthehoneybee]

My aesthetic tbh

[skyheartstar13]

[The band cycling on a large multi-person bicycle plays “The Entertainer” as they ride.]

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[verifiedaccount]

i’m smart-passing