No Don't Touch

Ain't nothing on the news but the blues.

[yoursminesours]

Cumming soon… Drakes line of hot sauce condoms

[lordheck-deactivated20150926]

[xj9kin-deactivated20150425]

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

[its-a-joke-mkay]

Dude it’s from spongebob

[yoursminesours]

oops...i did it again 😂

[tikkety-tok]

Funny enough they do break 😂

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[crissle]

trying to talk to men’s dumb asses be like

[serenemolly-deactivated20210409]

Due to a tumblr glitch the last gif didn’t load for me and was replaced for ages with a big black square and tbh I just assumed she killed him

[sosuperawesome]

Stained Glass Suncatchers

Glastonbury Glass on Etsy

[super-sootica]

Pros and Cons of making things

Pro: Thing

Con: Make

[alphagodith]

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely

[jonstarks]

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

[wizardlyghost]

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

[lubricates]

same

[splitjawjanitor]

I mean…

She would know.

[garmbreak1]

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore 

[politicalsci]

[phoabetonkin-archive]

[dragonsinpanties]

bb-8 doesn’t even have the capacity for facial expression and yet it perfectly echoes my exact reaction when someone shushes me

[etherealopalwolf]

the insult the betrayal the disbelief

[ransomflanagan]

Explain this with Chris Evans — Esquire, 2020

[jeffreyss]

EW Photoshoot lockscreens 3/3

1920x1080

click for full size and save

do not re-edit, repost or claim as your own

please like and reblog if saving

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

Young girls are naturally inclined to witchcraft. You cant leave a young girl alone in the backyard for 5 minutes without her trying to make "soup" from some flower petals and sticks.

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

[bugsongs]

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

[zzzedta]

[notanotherginger-deactivated201]

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

[itskalynbitch-blog]

I think I’m in love.

[laisspoopy]

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

[faramon]

^ That

[sourcedumal]

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

[avishabilis]

A little vovinam to start the day. I guess the flying scissors is kind of their signature technique.

[imfemalewarrior]

Vovinam is something I would love to try to see if I liked it! It’s a Vietnamese martial art, and used by black widow as is mentioned above. 

-FemaleWarrior 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alejandr-oh]