You'd do best to depersonalize what follows

Alexander | 25 | Pansexual | Performer | Person | Peacemaker | 05/28/15 | 09/07/16

[bearimy-dot]

[bled]

Beetlejuice (1988)

[everythingfox]

I could watch this forever

(via)

[studentlifeproblems]

[sunnyandpositive]

"She will take it back some day." -Pink Floyd

[kingscrown666]

slowly but surely

[virtuous-thing]

This might be one of my favorite posts because it blows my mind how well we keep nature off of man made things when in reality it can grow over like we were never here

[aymerictheblue]

batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:

and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.

[foragoodtimecalltheredhood]

Alfred: she got a hyena 

Bruce: oh shit

Alfred: she named it after you

Bruce: Aww

[aymerictheblue]

this has been the only good addition to this post

[dankmemeuniversity]

[moonybyte]

Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator": You can carry a calculator with you now, you never have to make big math in your head ever again!

Math teachers: We will multiply 14,762 times 2,853,654 among others in this test, no calculators allowed

Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator":

[tracing-rivers]

Linguists throughout the ages: We have spent lifetimes gathering the significations of words and phrases in various language so everyone can appreciate them as well as possible.

Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.

Linguists:

[dissociatedabyss]

it’s almost like school isn’t about learning and utilizing your resources but instead about memorization and test scores :’)

[lokacinna-deactivated20200703]

you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of their way to criticize, boycott, or deny services to rich people… 

weird how that works, huh

[crazyintheeast]

bold of you to assume that christians have read the bible

[whitepeopletwitter]

[frankencute]

[insanelyfriendlysuccubus]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rodrigosousart]

TV GHOST

[ludaprilgate]

[gahdamnpunk]

When Zuko apologized to uncle Iroh in the tent cause he was so ashamed of his actions and what he’d done to the only person who unconditionally believed in his ability to do good >>>>>

[lame-and-corny-blog]

[emil]

don’t look at me yet dude i’m still rendering

[otherwindow]

my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this

[kindigo]

Comedy points I only consider now after watching this clip 6 times:

• Yzma is entirely unsurprised to find Kronk suddenly working in the kitchen. “Why am I not surprised,” she says. This is just typical Kronk

• Kronk immediately starts making the potato side. He starts to add cheese, stops, starts again, CATCHES IT ON HIS OVEN MITT

• back to yzma’s unsurprise. Is this because she continually finds him helping people. when she asks him to go shake down citizens for taxes does she find him changing lightbulbs and rehanging doors. Is that why she hired him, he’s the most competent incompetent minion ever

• what does kronk’s resume look like

[kraetys]

Kronk is THE original himbo