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[Corinne looks at him in shock and disbelief.] How… [She’s not sure how to say what she wants to say without sounding absolutely crazy.] How did the sandwich end up in flames in the first place?
[He pauses and looks at the sandwich for a few moments then shrugs] Magic.
[Corinne is taking a walk around campus when she smells fire. She rushes over to the source and finds a flaming sandwich. Across the room, a boy is standing alone, shaking his head.] Um, excuse me? Fire? [She slams her bag on the flames several times until the fire is out then turns back to the boy.] Any idea why there was a flaming sandwich on that table?
[Seb jumped when the girl came in then glanced at the fire.] Um... [She puts it out and he shrugs.] Or you got it... [He sighs at the disappinting remains of the sandwich on the table.] Yeah, it happens. I swear I wasn't trying to light it on fire! It just sort of... happened.
[One side of the empty common area is two pieces of bread and a piece of cheese, the other side is Sebastian. No one was around so it was safe enough to practice magic, especially something as easy as making a grilled cheese with magic. He takes in a breath then, with his eyes flashing gold for a second, lets his magic loose on the sandwich.]
[It bursts into flames.]
Seriously?
Why? I'm not dying, don't over worry yourself. Just throwing up a bit. I get sick a lot it's not really an issue.
I mean, look at me. I'm stick thin and pale as a sheet with a lot of allergies. Having a crap immune system is just comes with the package.
Now you know, huh? “Induces vomiting”. Who’d have thought…
Mm yeah... I'll add it to the list. I've never been really good at watching what I eat. Besides the fact that I shouldn't eat a lot of dairy. Dairy doesn't agree with me.
Alright, man. Well… good luck with that.
Nutella and strawberry poptarts, though? Really?
Yeah it... sounded good at the time, I guess.
I wasn't really thinking about what I was eating. I just knew I liked those things. Didn't really think about what they'd do together.
You should probably see someone about that.
Eh, maybe. I'll probably just take some Tums and sleep it off. I'm not worried about it.
I started getting sick this morning and was throwing up something red and I thought it was blood and freaked out but it turned out it was just a mixture of nutella and strawberry poptarts that I ate in the middle of the night. Guess I should pay attention to what I eat more. ...I did throw up a lot this morning, though, so I guess I should probably be worrying about that still.
I've always wanted to meet someone named Ariel so I can say their name in a Jamaican accent all the time.
Why don’t you practice with me, then?
Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian. I’m Marcus. What are you studying?
...Well if you're offering then, sure. But, like I said, I'm a bit lost of where to go.
Nice to meet you too, Marcus. Um, Computer Engineering.
to meet you too, Marcus.
Now that I've gotten a copy of this key
Well it is when I pay you to help me do this sort of stuff. Besides, I want to know what you even do in your free time. I assumed you just sat around and read. I’ve never seen you out other people than me, really.
...You just assumed I have no social life whatsoever? Thank you. I'm so glad you thought I was a friendless loser who eats his lunch alone. I go out! I talk to people! I have friends! Like Charlie. Charlie's my friend. You're certainly not, though.
Nope. No. [Charlie shakes her head] Ice cream cannot be topped by any food other than pizza. Yeah, I do hope things go well for this. If we fail then there’s a really good chance I’ve lost my game.
Oh, so you’re the tutor. Uh-huh. And that’s not gay at all? And did you just swoon? You did. This is awesome. It’s the little things, really. He seems to get a bit flustered about this one boy a lot. You’re gonna have to keep your swooning to a minimum if we’re going to woo this prince of yours.
Well I can't really eat pizza either because of all the cheese on it so I can't agree with that. Do you usually help people with this sort of problem?
Um, yeah I am. I'm not saying it's--...it's just--....it's true! I did not swoon. [He crosses his arms and pouts a bit] I'm not some love struck idiot over the guy... [He raises an eyebrow curiously] Kirk gets flustered over a boy? Huh. And I don't swoon!
Yeah. Someone definitely needs to throw a good party here.
It does feel dull and boring here. But disappointing? No. I’m pretty sure this place won’t be disappointing me.
Yeah? What makes you think it won't be disappointing?
Same thing? Ice cream and yogurt are not the same thing. That’s like comparing a tiger to a kitten. And, no, not in your sex life per se. More in how much I can help you get in someone else’s pants.
Thank God then. I’m not really planning on helping you hook up with my best friend so… Wait, Kirk? The blonde one who sucks at Calculus? You did not just refer to him as a prince from a fairy tale. Jesus, you’re gayer than I thought. And as for Kirk being straight as a board… Ha. Trust me, I have talked to the boy enough times to know how utterly in denial he is. I might be wrong, but when am I ever?
Frozen yogurt is pretty close to the same thing as ice cream in taste! And nowadays I've been seeing more self serve frozen yogurt places than ice cream places. I like frozen yogurt better than ice cream, personally. So you're interested in how skilled you are as a wooing coach? Cause I'm pretty interested in that too. I'm hoping you're not bad at this, though.
Yeah, Kirk. I'm his tutor. Well he's all buff with his pretty boy blonde locks and big blue eyes! It's like the guy was drawn by Disney. I dunno about that. When I'm trying to get him to do homework he prattles on about girls a lot... and once he told me that he thinks I'd make a good wingman and that I should go to bars with him. Not to mention the bit of porn under his bed and how into sports he is. Seems like the poster boy for straight guy around me. He even uses axe. But... maybe he's different when you talk to him? What makes you think he's not straight?
That negative outlook won’t get you very far.
Well that's crappy, too.
I love my negative outlook. It's just another part of my charm.
Usually you just need to know where to stick your dick.
Seriously, though, a “Hello, my name is..” is a good place to start. Don’t do the cheesy pick up lines.
Yeah I usually try to stray away from cheesy. I look foolish enough already... After introductions, though, it's all a bit blurry with where to go.
I'm Sebastian, by the way.
Does that mean you can’t eat ice cream? That’s got to be hard. And yes, I will. I don’t know why but I’m very interested in how all of this will play out. Should be entertaining.
There are some. [Charlie’s eyes narrow] You wouldn’t happen to be interested in Marcus, would you? Because that would be awkward. But, yeah. I need a specific one. I need to see if your tastes are… acceptable.
Well no, not unless I take a Lactaid. But I can eat frozen yogurt and that's basically the same thing. Well... I'm glad you're interested interested in how my sex life will turn out, I suppose.
Marcus? Er...he's not bad looking, I'll give him that, but I've hardly talked to the guy. Why would it be awkward if I was interested in him? As for other guys, though... well if they're not bad looking and I get a long with them then that's usually what makes me interested. Only person who first that description well enough, though, is Kirk. And, while Kirk looks like a prince in a fairy tale and he's actually pretty enjoyable once you get past the whole asshole thing he's got going on, he's also straight as a board. So I really don't think there's a point in me being interested in him.
