Magical Bitches

Like a book club, only with more explatives.

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I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don’t want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. 

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3 girls, 2 days, 1 heck of a lot of books! || #bookhaul #bookstagram #bookcon #thebookcon #bookcon2017

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#bookcon2017 #bookcon #cosplayisnotconsent (at Javits Center)

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Gettin those sweet sweet ARCs. #bookcon #bookcon2017 #onedarkthrone #threedarkcrowns

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Actual images of The Magical Bitches throughout the day BECAUSE TODAY IS ACOWAR DAY!!! || #ACOWAR #ACOMAF #ACOTAR #sarahjmaasisaliferuiner #youngadult #bookstagram #currentlyreading #books #ya #yafantasy #feyre #rhysand #feysand #tamlinthetool #fucktamlin #

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Guys, it's real. ACOWAR day is almost here and @entertainmentweekly has and interview with Sarah and CHAPTER ONE! || #ACOTAR #ACOMAF #ACOWAR #bookstagram #bookclub #sarahjmaasisaliferuiner #feysand #feyre #rhysand #fucktamlin #tamlinthetool

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Mk's #currentlyreading - An Ember In The Ashes by Sabaa Tahir, which just happens to be the Magical Bitches group read for the month. #magicalbitches #bookstagram #bookclub #amreading #currentlyreading

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Magical Bitches meet up! Two thirds of us, in the YA Fantasy section, naturally. (at Barnes & Noble)

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🎬 Magical Bitches Film Recs! - Colossal 🍺 || Anne Hathaway stars as Gloria, who after wrecking her life and ruining her relationship and moving back to her hometown, runs into her childhood friend Oscar (Jason Sudeikis). Gloria starts working at Oscars bar, staying up all night drinking with him and their friends. Soon, Gloria finds out she is in control of the kaiju appearing in South Korea. This is a weird movie that's kind of all over the place tonally, but its such an interesting exploration of self-loathing and emotional manipulation in a standard Monsters-are-Metaphors kind of way. Plus holy wow did JSuds knock it out of the park. Read more on the letterboxd list: http://bit.do/MBfilmrecs || #magicalbitches #magicalbitchesbookclub, #magicalbitchesfilmrecs #kaiju #colossal

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Incorrect Quote 13

Cassian: Be the bigger person.

Amren: No? I'm 5 foot and bitter. You be the bigger person.

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The Court of Dreams (4/?) / Cassian

First Cassian and Azriel appeared in the doorway. The High Lord’s general and Shadowsinger – and the most powerful Illyrians in history.

“Can he beat you?” – “Hand-to-hand combat? Yes. He’d have to earn it for a change, but he’d win. Cassian is the best warrior I’ve encountered in any court, any land. He leads my armies because of it.”

“I’ve witnessed Cassian rip apart opponents and then puke his guts up once the carnage stopped, sometimes even mourn them.”

“I saw Cassian trudging through the mud (…) bastards are given nothing: they find their own shelter, own food. If they survive and get picked to be in a war-band, they’ll be bottom-ranking forever, but recieve their own tents and supplies. But until then he’d stay in the cold.” – “Those mountains,” Azriel added, his face hard as ice,” offer some of the harschest conditions you can imagine.”

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This piece of Cassian-meta is the most beautiful thing ever written. Thank you @highfaelucien, my dear Third, for blessing the world with this.

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🎬 Magical Bitches Film Recs! - Personal Shopper 👢 || I saw this film a second time and it reminded me that I promised to tell yall about the ones I believe are Magical Bitches Material, and then proceeded to do not that. So let's get to it! Disregard your feelings about Twilight -positive or negative- and any preconceived notions you may have about KStew,( I admit, I was not much of a fan until recently) and just hear me out, k? I loved this movie. I liked it the first time I saw it and loved it even more the second time. This is getting long, so check out a longer run-down on the Letterboxd list: https://letterboxd.com/ehmkay/list/magical-bitches-film-recs/

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When @sparklesvondoom says she doesn't want to finish Mistborn. #nospoilers #currentlyreading #readadamnbook #bookstagram

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Hey friends, Mk here: I spent this past weekend at a 4-day 23-film festival and several of those films are totally Magical Bitches material, so over the next few days, I'll share those with you guys. They vary in levels of Magical-ness and Bitchy-ness, and there's a little something for all of you! || #lostweekendvii (at Alamo Drafthouse Winchester)

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Can never unsee. #ACOTAR #ACOMAF #ACOWAR #sarahjmaasisaliferuiner

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It's time for another Magical Bitches #currentlyreading! There may or may not have been some brief worry that I was reading the wrong book because as you can see, my copy of the first book in the Mistborn trilogy does not include the subtitle 'The Final Empire.' In addition to our group read, which will check off "The first book in a series you've never read," from the Popsugar list, this month I've also got 'The Assassin's Apprentice' by Robin Hobb for "a book by an author who uses a pseudonym." I also still need to finish the "espionage thriller" from last month, 'Declare' by Tim Powers.

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Hey friends, long time no see. Mostly because I (@heyehmkay ) dropped the ball for a whole month, like an asshole. But the #magicalbitches are back! Here's what @sparklesvondoom is reading these days: First, is our group read for the month of March, 'The Final Empire,' the first book in Brandon Sanderson's 'Mistborn' series, thus qualifying for the "1st book in a series you've never read" spot on the Popsugar list. Second is 'The Raven Boys' by Maggie Stiefvater , for "a book that takes place around a holiday other than Christmas. And finally, 'The Hate U Give' for "a book where the main character is a different race than you." Stay tuned to see what Mk and Hades are reading in March!