Danny Fenton in a ten year old body: Excuse me, Mr.Batman?
Bruce: *looks down at a copy of himself and has a miniature heart attack but does not show it*
Bruce: Hello. Can I help you with something?
Danny: Yes! My name is Phantom, and I'm an amateur matchmaker in the Infinite Realms. One of my clients is a male vampire seeking other male vampires. I was wondering if that would be something you're interested in? I have his public file with me if you'd like to take a look.
Bruce seriously: I am not a vampire
Danny: Oh gosh this is so embarrassing. I really thought you were one.
Bruce: Its a common mistake. By the way, why are you out in Gotham at two am by yourself? Where are your parents?
Danny: They're in another world. I overshadowed the first available body I could find when I came here because there are rules to humans passing through the space-time continuum, and sadly, that means I can't shift into my own human body while here. In fact, if I stayed as Phantom, I wouldn't be able to interact with this physical world so I needed one that was born here. This body was in the streets, but was empty inside so I took it.
Bruce thinking: That means he's a orphan, lives on the streets and is likely living in a fantasy world to cope.
Bruce outloud: As one does.
Danny: Yeah, but I'd better go. I have to wait out the Overshadow. I need shelter while my soul detaches itself from here. *chuckle* The hassle of overshadowing husks you know?
Bruce not knowing what he means: Totally. Be safe.
Danny: I will! I might even check out some other ghouls who need to find love!
Bruce: Of course. *follows him to make sure Danny gets somewhere safe. Finds him living in the abandoned building by where his parents died* That makes me very uncomfortable.
Bruce turning on his com: Anyone at the cave?
Alfred: I am, Master Bruce. Master Timothy, Master Duke and Miss Cassandra are here as well. What is the matter?
Bruce: *Holding up strands of hair he stole from Danny* I need a parental test. I think I found a son of mine living on the streets-
Damian heard from clear across Gotham: YOU WHAT
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