i will pardon nothing

pines. 28. bi. they/them. "writer". aspiring lighthouse hermit.

[magicalweirdism]

my fbi agent seeing me listen to the tortured poet's department on loop: uh oh

[oryeo]

Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny

[grimelords]

it’s weird that netflix used to be about mailing DVDs back and forth so you could watch movies. that seems like something people in the 1800s would do. “Jeremiah the mail-carrier died of smallpox so I’m afraid there’ll be no Wild Hogs 2 this winter.”

[daughter-of-sapph0]

if the idea of forcefem is dysphoria inducing, then stop searching the forcefem tag and looking at the forcefem blogs. just block and move on. sending hate mobs because you have a personal ick against something is absolutely clown behavior. and also a strategy straight from the lolcow/kiwifarm playbook

[scots-dragon]

People need to understand that some things just aren't for them.

We shouldn't be forced to stop posting our fantasies just because someone else might find them troubling.

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[magicalweirdism]

I love being a busy adult who doesn't care about the internet anymore

[katesnewshittyblog-deactivated2]

i kept a meme folder all year and i just fuckin threw it into a photoshop file. this is the outcome.

[mossadspydolphin]

Concept: Donald Trump is turned into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then I put that flea in a box, and then I put that box inside of another box, and then I mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! It’s brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! 

[tubbs-is-cute]

I’m just gonna put this here

[starlight-and-promises]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skellydun]

we are one year closer to the year 3000. one year closer to living underwater. one year closer to the jonas brothers outselling kelly clarkson.

[unwrapping]

Tumblr In Memoriam 2015: Take a moment to reflect on Tumblr things lost in 2015.

Reblog Chains on the Dashboard (2007-2015)

Reblog Caption Edits (2007-2015)

Tumblr Meetup Kits (2009-2015)

Tracked Tags (2009-2015)

Replies (2010-2015) — but post replies may return

Reblog As, especially “as link” (2010-2015)

Featured Tags (2011-2015)

Mac OS X Yosemite Tumblr App (2014-2015)

Coppy (2015-2015)

[the-wolfbats]

So like…90% functionality?

[phenomenonly]

im genuinely hoping 2016 is good for all of you. those who are suffering with personal stuff or just want a fresh start, or anything else, i hope you survived 2015 with a good feeling about 2016. make it your best year yet.

[fandom]

All rise for the honorable…

Television: Sci Fi and violence.

⬆ Doctor Who moves up to No. 1 after giving us what we wanted. ☆ The X-Files returns at No. 11. The reboot is out there. ⬆ Game of Thrones rises to No. 8. We wait for winter to end so this show can start.

Movies: So many Star Wars.

☆ The Force Awakens is, of course, No. 1. Four other movies in the series also made the list. ☆ Home Alone debuts after Macaulay Culkin makes a rogue follow-up short.

Music: 🎵Ba da da da da🎵

☆ Kanye West returns at No. 16, but he will always be number one to Kanye. ⬆ Twenty One Pilots makes a safe landing at No. 3.

Celebrities: Your Marilyn Monroes and such.

☆ Adam Driver debuts at No. 4 after winning this year’s Star War. ☆ Who is at No. 15? Yes. Doctor Who: Peter Capaldi.

Games: A little A there, a little B here, and you got yourself a combo.

☆ Hiveswap debuts at No. 16 after some CTRL+Z news. A big day in the MS Paint fandom. ⬆ Splatoon (No.7) made a bunch of Best Games in 2015 lists, including our Year in Review. ⬇︎ Life is Strange is loved, jumps three spots to No. 13.

Web stuff: www dot coms

⬆ Homestuck moves up to No. 4 thanks to a little push from Hiveswap. ⬇︎ Natasha Negovanlis returns to No. 12 because you can’t wait for Carmilla.

[gentlekirk]

could you please give the deets on the theory rey is related to obi-wan??

alrightalrightlaright this is all based on my observations, so if i’m missing something or if i’ve misremembered something please let me know! 

warning: spoilers ahead

costume similarities (they both love their drapes and folds)

anakin’s lightsaber called to rey and we all remember who owned it the longest

speaking of obi-wan’s lost years both characters have lived in exile in a wasteland

while luke has used jedi mind tricks before the iconic scene is associated with obi-wan

BRITISH ACCENTS

“In the audio of Rey’s flashback, J.J. Abrams confirmed the voices of three actors—Ewan McGregor, Frank Oz and Alec Guinness. Guinness is the easiest to hear, he says “Rey” near the end when she’s standing in the woods. The other two are not as easy to hear.”

narratively it would be an amazing parallel—a rivalry between the relatives of two of the greatest jedi turned arch-enemies

luke training a relative of the man who trained him would bring everything full-circle

this is just a theory! but i think it fits better than rey being luke’s daughter imho

[jonathanrichman]

why poefinn is going to be canon:

the parallels i saw in a new hope and the force awakens (with citations n shit)

okay, so, i don’t really write metas? but, i really need to get this out there because i’m really excited about the prospect of poefinn being canon. it’s actually really simple? and here i go: 

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[goneintorapture]