all hail the mighty conch.

indie magic conch from spongebob squarepants. dash only.

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rules.

don’t ask hateful or harmful questions intended to hurt ppl ooc.

gtfo if you’re lgbt-phobic, misogynistic, racist, &/or abusive. this blog aint for u.

the all powerful magic conch cannot be destroyed. 

respect and listen to the mighty conch’s wisdom and you will be rewarded greatly.

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@pistolbitten​

"Will Mimic an' Zero EVER rob a vault'a treasure fer me!?"

     “ Try asking them nicely. ”

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@pistolbitten​

"Will this bullet be enough t'put an end t' YOU!?"

     “ I never end. ”

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iiwenttocollege​

❝ YES, OR NO? ❞

     “ ? ”

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anonymous

M-magic Conch? Should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?

     “ Neither. ”

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@team-phantom​

Conch will something magical happen to us

     “ The answer to the question is relative. What does it take to consider an event to be magical? It is subject to the opinion of the individual. ”

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anonymous

Could I have something to eat?

     “ No. ”

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@iiwenttocollege​

❝ Will I conquer the world? Yes or no? ❞

     “ Or. ”

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anonymous

oh great mighty conch, will i one day enjoy what i write?

     “ Not if you continue down your current path. The block in your road is an indication that it is time to make a change. Reevaluate your priorities. ”

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@phxntomhound​

“Oh mighty conch, will I ever make friends worthy of conquering the world with me?”

     “ Perhaps. ”

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anonymous:

Oh great mighty conch, can I punch a homophobe without losing my rights to eat cookies?

     “ Yes, yes you may. Now, go carry out my bidding. ”

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@team-phantom​ 

“Oh great mighty conch will I ever get the revenge and happiness I desire?”

     “ No. ”

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     try asking again.

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tag dump.