themes and such...

do you think we're mutuals in every universe?

[magicgirlboss]

Perfect Preparation - Girl With One Eye

[vriska]

its required that every day you think about women kissing

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[crypticferal]

[clouds-of-wings]

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

[zoi-no-miko]

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

[sighinastorm]

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

[ninjamouse13]

[oneheadtoanother]

[fridgerat]

Weevils better than nolans odyssey confirmed

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[contemptible-scoundrel]

older lesbian outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* when I was graduating high school you were just a baby. isn't that crazy

me, understanding the passage of time: not really

[anomamorph]

lowkey poisoned

[anomamorph]

and i dont even get a bubbling green aura

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[fairyinthetrees]

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

[lesbianspaceprincess]

My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons

[andisupreme]

It’s perfect actually because taking a shower is like a 2nd level task, whereas making an important phone call is a 5th. If you’re out of 5th level task slots, you can’t do that phone call. However you can expend higher level slots to take that shower if you’ve spent your lower task slots on dishes, eating, and getting dressed.

[lycaboros]

THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS FRIENDO BECAUSE THIS IS A PERFECT COMPARISON AND IT HAS RESTORED ME

[shwetanarayan-deactivated202504]

…suddenly spell slots make sense to me. ok all magic users in dnd are spoonies it’s official

[loveridden1999]

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

[anarqueeen]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

[fjordojustice]

Refusal of the Call

[anarqueeen]

GET AWAY FROM ME

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[illusoryfem]