dead lmao

24 - 21+

[metamorphicmongrel]

let’s commit medical malpractice with mama

[nightblackowlbat]

What it really means for Alfred to be Clockwork

(This just hit me, pls excuse the rambly format)

He is the master of time. He sees all outcomes, all futures and pasts. Every little nudge, every little action, it was all done because he knew where it would lead. Knew which things to say to keep the narrative in check, the timeline correct. It was Alfred who put up the good soldier plaque. Alfred who gave Tim the Robin costume.

And this goes for everything he didn’t do as well. Every time he stayed passive as Bruce made mistakes. As Jason died. Heck, he was around back when Bruce’s parents died. He allowed for every necessary heartbreak to happen. Every tragedy that lead to the formations of the Bats. Let it all come to pass. All is as it should be.

If Alfred is Clockwork then he has been secretly pulling the strings for years. It is more than just their beloved grandfather figure actually being surprisingly powerful and acquainted with the mysterious/handsome/infuriating/confusing/adorable/terrifying whatever flavor of Danny Phantom.

It’s not just “WHa? How old is Alfie? He’s a what?” It’s not just a silly little secret. It’s not just grandpa lore drop. It’s not just a way to introduce Danny with pomp and shock value for shits and giggles. It’s not just a bit. Because if Alfred is Clockwork, that means he has been Clockwork the WHOLE TIME.

[howell-about-that]

they were sober here ❤️

[doodlesandshipsandstuff]

He thinks hes so cool getting drenched in the rain and he is and I hate him 😤

Did have a lot of fun doing this piece tho! ///>v</// Its so fun to draw him so ethereal looking

[reunitedinterlude]

slow, clean, and safe

[coolguymcdudebro]

one must imagine Jason Todd happy

[possumtion]

Roumd…

[angels-changeling]

A little something from chapter 4 of Cold Cases and Colder Cores

[thespoonunderyourbed]

Danny "No survival instincts" Fenton winds up a student at Gotham Academy due to Vlad's shenanigans. Due to not having what others consider survival instincts, he winds up making friends with a Damian still in his stabby phase and mouthing off at villains who attack the school. "Fenton, is that a knife in your shoulder?" the teacher asks. Danny laughs, pulls it out "It's just one of those trick knives, it's all good." he says as his healing factor closes the injury he failed to notice. Damian grumbles.

"Is that blood?" the teacher asks. Danny runs his finger through what is absolutely blood, lick it, "Nope, ketchup." Damian wonders why this guy is like this.

Cue Ras trying to kidnap Danny to get some leverage on Vlad. Vlad couldn't stop giggling when he got the threat delivered and then went to watch the event while invisible and eating popcorn.

[alien-slushie]

Maddie: Has anyone seen my son?! Hes about this tall, clearly a ghost, but we haven't had the talk!

[alien-slushie]

*after a Ghost King Summoning*

Team Phantom: *tiredly watching a movie in dead silence*

Danny, casually: I ate a man alive tonight.

Team Phantom: *slowly turn to stare at him simultaneously*

[alien-slushie]

Danny: So, she broke up with me.

Tucker: Why are you looking up?

Danny: I need to cry but my foundation was forty-eight dollars!

[heyheyitsstillgay]

Danny: Mr Lancer, can I be excused?

Lancer: What's the reason this time?

Danny: You know, updog.

Lancer: What's up dog?

Danny: I'm gonna be real with you dog I'm pretty overwhelmed by bofa right now.

Lancer: Bofa?

Danny: Bofa my parents tryna k-word me lol laters!

[sh4d0wstep]

Danny: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Frostbite : What the hell do you do?

Danny: I die? What kinda question...

[random-incorrect-quotes-boi]

Danny: Every time I think, I take 10 damage and every thought I have makes me wanna die.

[heyheyitsstillgay]

Danny: I've got a date with death and if I'm late for it then the bill is gonna be on me and I'm just 14 mister lancer I don't have the disposable income for the sheer quantity of nuggets that we'll need

[vodkassassin]

Sam, somewhere off to the left: can’t believe we’re surrounded by idiots