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[thespoonunderyourbed]

What if Dan eating Vlad's ghost made him weaker, not stronger? Like it imposed limits on him that Danny just doesn't have because he now also has the limits of someone lese running in him? And by weaker, I mean long term wise. Such as Danny's growth of power will eventually outstrip anything Dan can reach even though eating Plasmius gave him an immediate boost.

[thespoonunderyourbed]

Something I think people have forgotten about Robin. Robin was not meant to be realistic, he was supposed to be a child's fantasy. I feel like that got lost along the way somewhere.

[thespoonunderyourbed]

Danny "No survival instincts" Fenton winds up a student at Gotham Academy due to Vlad's shenanigans. Due to not having what others consider survival instincts, he winds up making friends with a Damian still in his stabby phase and mouthing off at villains who attack the school. "Fenton, is that a knife in your shoulder?" the teacher asks. Danny laughs, pulls it out "It's just one of those trick knives, it's all good." he says as his healing factor closes the injury he failed to notice. Damian grumbles.

"Is that blood?" the teacher asks. Danny runs his finger through what is absolutely blood, lick it, "Nope, ketchup." Damian wonders why this guy is like this.

Cue Ras trying to kidnap Danny to get some leverage on Vlad. Vlad couldn't stop giggling when he got the threat delivered and then went to watch the event while invisible and eating popcorn.

[fictionalgod]

[leighlew3]

[thespoonunderyourbed]

I wonder about myself sometimes...

I just thought of a horrifying way to introduce Danny to other supers. It starts with an explosion, in the midst of the chaos of the aftermath Danny has lost an arm. It lands on the nearby Superhero you looks at it, then him, in shock. Danny, being down an arm and very concussed, doesn't have the wherewithal to not do spooky things in front of people. Walks up to hero and says "Hey, you found my arm!" before proceeding to eat said arm. Right in front of them like it's a burger. It will regrow faster that way and no one else in the area knows that.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[thespoonunderyourbed]

Philosophy question: if good needs evil to look good, is it really good?

[nursenotes]

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

[sassyjavert-deactivated20151015]

Oh my god. So as someone who has to carry an epipen EVERYWHERE I am so happy to see that there’s an info post about them. Like in the extreme case that I can’t inject myself, somebody else would have to do it, but nobody knows how to do it! Thank you, this may just save my life some day.

[dontbeanassharry-deactivated201]

Don’t be wimpy about it, either. I know friends who are like, “but idk if I could stab you with a needle!” Please stab me with the needle, don’t be hesitant about it.

In my case (I can’t speak for all allergies), an epi buys me 20 minutes of breathing to get to the hospital. It is not a magic bullet, it’s a few critical minutes to help get me where I need to go.

[theroguefeminist]

For those who don’t know, people with serious food allergies carry epinephrine which is an adrenaline shot just in case they have anaphylaxis, which is a life threatening allergic attack. This shot is life-saving and must be administered to someone who is having an anaphylactic attack as SOON AS POSSIBLE, because an extra waited minute could mean their life.

It doesn’t hurt much at all to use this needle. The first time I used mine, I didn’t even feel it. But be sure to stab it IN THE OUTER THIGH. Do not stick it anywhere else or you could seriously hurt or kill someone. Just right to the outside of the thigh and then call the ambulance - even if your friend starts doing better, they could have a biphasic reaction, meaning a reaction that comes back (or they may need a second dose, be on the look out). If your friend has an epipen, then they have an epipen trainer that doesn’t have a needle and you can try it out just to be sure you know how to use the real thing if you have to. I’d also advise holding it a few more seconds then 10, maybe go for 14 just to be sure all the medicine is administered and that you didn’t count too fast - that’s what I did.

Here’s a graphic of where to stick it:

[unillustrated-man]

THANK YOU FOR THE GRAPHIC I was about to ask because my mom carries one around and so do some of my friends and I wanted to make sure I would do it right if I ever needed to!

[glutenfreethings]

Learn about this or get a refresher, if you’re not already familiar.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

“I don’t want to stab you” they’d be dead otherwise. Stab em.

[vaspider]

This post specifies food allergies but it’s for any kind of anaphylactic allergy: my wife has one for her wasp/yellow jacket sting allergy.

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[jkl-fff]

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP made a set of pink Transformers armor for his daughter. (cr 张帅有个女儿)

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[fossillad123]

Mamenchisaurus hochuanensis

A large sauropod dinosaur from late Jurassic China. Notable for its extremely long neck even for a sauropod. Several species of Mamenchisaurus have been named. M.hochuanensis may have possessed a tail club with questionable combat effectiveness.

[cosmic-aquila]

Vulture Culture

ive seen alot of ficlets or prompts associate danny with crows cuz they're associated with death and all that but what about vultures?

like- Vultures are scavengers that eat the flesh of dead bodies. They're recognized as symbols of death around the world! they could create twice the chaos instead of crows:

gotham city wakes up one day to find itself infested with vultures, no one knows where they came from but they seem to crowd around a blue-eyed, black-hair child... oh no, someone hid him from bruce wayne and the joker.

[corkinavoid]

Danny: lemme sing

Danny: *unholy screech out of your nightmares*

Vultures: sup

Batfam: *pikachu face*

[kashlyn]

[thespoonunderyourbed]

Danny was dancing with a murder of crows in a graveyard when Robin spotted him. His long black and white hair swirling around him as the crows circled him. Like the most morbid Disney Princess, Danny sung a death dirge as the murder of crows got bigger and swirled around his dancing form. Robin wasn't sure about how long it went on for, but eventually the murder got to thick for him to see Danny through. Then, suddenly, all the crows flew off and Danny was gone.

[neon-ghost04]

[veryshyblahajguy]

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