Fantastically Freckled

Ally. 28. Professional Conspiracy Theorist

[wokeuplaughing]

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

[wokeuplaughing]

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

[apricops]

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

[yourhometowncryptid]

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

[bisexualwario]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[catchymemes]

[sophklaass]

cat donuts

[kookenhakken]

[heartnosekid]

a blue jay taking a bath 🛁 | source

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[furiousfinnstan]

The Aristotle of our times

[vintar]

for the last 1,200 days someone has left a comment on every single manyatruenerd video, asking him to play zoo tycoon. each comment has kept a tally of how many days it's been since they started asking, steadily ticking up and up and up. it's been over three years of polite but incredibly persistent bothering

congratulations to this one very dedicated person

[lladyburd]

Imagining the sheer and utter bliss they felt typing this out

[movedtofailhag2]

i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

we appreciate your support

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i mean they

[sailormoonreblogs]

[fravery]

"Evening In Blue"

Mark Grantham, Canadian

acrylic on canvas

[everythingfox]

Where can one purchase kitty seeds?

[petitworld]

[via]

[nastyaraj-blog]