happy pride month y'all

USA • pan • 16 • feel free to message me• guess who’s back boiz

[memesalldaylong]

[harryedward]

i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes 

[hazelmarswolfe13-deactivated202]

[c-bassmeow]

This is amazing

[walkingheads-deactivated2025122]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[section8babe]

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

[wifedad]

Why is this vaguely threatening

[abowles]

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[asdfghjkllkjjhgfds-deactivated2]

choose people who choose you.

[klaviergavinwiki]

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

[king-of-goblins]

Old-old pennies are goblin aesthetic because when they are rusted they’re both shiny and green

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *minding my own business*

Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!

Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

[t-oxickisss]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[aurric]

Holy shit.

In the fourth grade, we had to pick an inventor, dress like the inventor, and explain our invention. I decided to pick something off the wall (instead of, like, a light bulb), so I ended up doing my little presentation as George Crum. I remember reading about his work as a chef, learning about his shortness with customers, and the interaction (possibly apocryphal, although Crum certainly invented the potato chip) with the diner who kept complaining about his home fries being too thick.

I literally made a presentation as this man, and used a few websites and a couple encyclopediae (yeah, I’m old) to source all the data. I certainly know more than most people do about George Crum.

The point of all this is that, until I came across this post on Tumblr, I had absolutely no idea he was black. I’ve known who Crum was for over twenty years and never knew his race, because no website or encyclopedia thought it was worth mentioning.

Erasure is a fucking disease.

[gecsplaining]

Wait @aurric if you had to dress like him for the presentation, wouldn’t you have had to look up a picture reference? How would you not know he was black?

[aurric]

It was 1995. I found encyclopedia articles and some old websites that referenced him as a chef, but never as a Black or Native man.

I dressed up like a chef.

[wellbutrinboy]

god grant me the serenity to do it to em

[wellbutrinboy]

and the courage to accept that i had to

[meanplastic]

[bichosis]

stupid girls are always better than smart men and That’s That On That

[bichosis]

yall ever talked to a dumb girl? theyre beautiful and softhearted and that makes them smarter than any man could ever dream

[dankmemeuniversity]