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imposterogers

other actors: I sent live rats to my costars and drank sewage water bc I’m a method actor

rpatz: I played sonic everyday —but only the dark version— to really get in the headspace

ssalmonn

bruntalism

animentality

ayeforscotland

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

kushblazer666

memorycycle

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

brucebocchi

go on

tumbwr

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

tumbwr

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catgirlcumguzzler

confield

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

breadcunt

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

confield

We're like shooting stars you and I

faustandfurious

Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”

Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”

samwisegamwise

hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick

samwisegamwise

yeah this is funny

faustandfurious

braver than any US marine

calder

gablehood

i hate job hunting so much why couldn’t i have just been sent abroad as a girl to serve at the court of margaret of austria and then later to serve a succession of french queens so that i could return to the english court years later as a lady of sophistication and charm capable of causing one of the greatest religious schisms in european history

gablehood

if one more person reblogs this to tell me that Anne Boleyn got executed I’m gonna shake their hand and thank them because despite me evidently knowing the specifics of her early career in Europe pre-1522 I somehow was not aware of her extremely famous beheading. I had no idea. Thank you for enlightening me.

triviallytrue

Kaczynski gets a lot more credit than he deserves - that he was smart and articulate does not change the fact that he was wrong about basically everything, and his bombings were pointless acts of malice

umbra-aeterna-deactivated202302

Pointless acts of malice in my book: Water futures. Self driving cars. Rentier privatization of the commons. Coordinated attacks on power substations across the US in the beginning of winter

VS one man putting IEDs in the mail system, ran by the United States government. Picked up and shipped by the United States government. Delivered by the united states government.

You mean to say he IS smart, IS wrong. He's alive.

triviallytrue

Me shipping someone a bomb: if you think about it, this is actually the postal system's fault