pretty on the inside

I majored in watching movies and having thoughts and Magic Mike XXL the epitome of high cinema

[sacred-portal]

[hagiomoto]

People are saying that going full anaesthesia to get a full body tattoo is "cheating"

is it?

yea

not really

Voting ended onApr 1

[hagiomoto]

Context is this

[magicmichaelsartsupply]

Idk if I subscribe to the idea of "earning" your tattoos through a bunch of suffering but I also don't subscribe to the idea of general anesthesia taken lightly

[magicmichaelsartsupply]

went to new zealand for a month at the end of january with my family and my partner, and honestly considering a third world war is breaking out, geographically speaking I think we'd all rather still be there

[konoko]

[absolutehush]

IMPORTANT NEWS: Jeremy Fragrance is looking for a girlfriend (must be christian and under 32) and he has created a specific email for applications which is girlfriend AT jeremyfragrance dot com

[aeide-thea]

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

[technofeudalism]

CNN suggested that Luigi Mangione stage a boycott instead of what he did. a boycott of the health care industry. exercising my right to protest by fucking dying.

[magicmichaelsartsupply]

things got really busy with work and family in town this past week and I hadnt see my boyfriend for like 8 days. When we hung out last night and started snuggling, the first thing we both said was "I've really missed you" and like, not that I regret having been the relationship before my current one by any means, there was a lot of love there and I cherish that time, but I'm starting realize in hindsight that years of only getting to physically be with my partner a couple times a year (if that) on account of us living across the continent and in another country may have actually been making me very profoundly sad

[repent-zoomer]

[dogsuffrage]

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

[technofeudalism]

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

[honeypleasejustkillme]

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[magicmichaelsartsupply]

one really funny thing thing about dating someone you've overlapped social and work circles with for years is that you may think you've been keeping things relatively low key, not out of any intentionality but because you both just like being low key, but in reality you have been a subject of the Hot Small Town Gossip™️ for months

[magicmichaelsartsupply]

this past friday I mentioned my boyfriend while we were working together that according to my space weather app, the northern lights were about to go crazy and we ought to go somewhere dark to watch them after we got off the clock.

Crazy was an understatement. He at least was smart enough to bring pillows and a blankets, and we parked ourselves on the golf course after midnight near a sand trap.

We watched the sky dance for hours, and if i'm honest I didn't get many photos. I was far too busy being happily enamoured by everything, but I got these

[bettedavisgf]

i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

[magicmichaelsartsupply]

in other life updates, the distance in my relationship prompted an opening up last year, then a while back I really stacked it on my "don't fuck your coworkers" rule and wound up dating a dude i've tried to set 3 friends up with in the past

[magicmichaelsartsupply]

i've not posted here in ages but as far as life updates go, proud to say I almost got written up at work for not being able to stop myself from saying "UGH, FUCKIN GROSS" very loudly when I was bartending and overheard a guest call themselves a zionist

[fishparasite]

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.