I'm instrumental to the band

Too gay for this world.

[starsphere-deactivated20251020]

[magicmusicnobody]

be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be ki..............

[yeehawlw]

i don’t get how it’s been what? like 5 years and there’s still no movie based on that girl who’s a high school quarterback and who’s girlfriends with a cheerleader like... stop making fast and furious movies and put this on my screen

[scumfuckus]

ppl be like "im intellectual bc i dont drink or go to parties" literally all your favourite authors were doing cocaine all the time. except actually probably not bc we know u only read harry potter and jk rowling's drug of choice is transmisogyny

[pghgraffiti]

I love my girlfriend 2020

[zagreus]

this will be my go-to excuse from now on

[veinsu]

[magicmusicnobody]

All I want for Christmas is to never hurt anyone ever again and further to help as many people be as happy as possible

[turing-tested]

gay is in fact the gender that i want people to percieve me as

[turing-tested]

i want people to look at me and go 'oh i have no idea what you are but you're definitely a homosexual'

[endangered-justice-seeker]

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

[thebootydiaries]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[borderlinedeerling]

love it when you’re doing Just Fine™ and suddenly your brain is like “you could chug all your pills right now and kill yourself” like thank yoouuu edgelord

[bithighs]

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[firewalkwithmedvd]

man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

celebrity worship was a mistake… stan mother earth

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

[bearie]

if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me $100

[narwhaled]

this is an average looking neighbourhood wym

[bearie]

paypal.me/nursepeach