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chewbacca

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) dir. Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook

magicofthespheres

the way i watched this movie everyday, sometimes more than once a day, as a little kid 😩😭

fullmetalfisting

How about you create a platonic polycule with your coworkers called a union

whatiwillsay

Spill the tea for KStew bestie

ok so it’s may 2013 and lost love day has just happened (alleged swiftgron breakup)

dianna has dyed her hair reddish-brown and gone to morocco with ashley and appears to be having a big time networking and partying with people like olivia wilde and this snake:

dianna’s still out away from LA (I think she does get back to nyc before this happens but still) and for some reason, publicists send out this story about taylor and kristen hanging out as “taylor consoles kristen over breaking up with rob”

robsten, imo, was fake as fuck like veryyyyy see through set up there. i think kristen is primarily interested in women and there’s stories of rob banging twilight groupies and I think they were just besties. it was great promo for their huge film franchise and ofc helped hide kristen’s sexuality.

my theory? taylor and kristen (taystew as I like to call them) were hanging out because they hooked up as taylor was rebounding from swiftgron (”i been there too a few times” right!?). i think kristen got spotted going to taylor’s and in case publications ran the photos the publicists wanted a good nice hetgirl reason for them to be hanging out. what better excuse than, “taylor is consoling kristen over her breakup 😩”?

look at how the article frames this interaction just dousing it in “ex-boyfriend this ex-boyfriend that!

i love this theory so much it’s almost just canon for me in swiftgron lore.

whatiwillsay

haunt ur exs like taylor haunts dianna

they’d have me arrested

whatiwillsay

She gets it - you can’t “queer-bait” if you’re… you knOw, queer. 😜

submission⬆️⬆️⬆️

what a queen!

curbonox

taylor promoting girl in red on dianna’s birthday? so many thoughts and feelings

barbie2023

bisluthq

Welcome to a Realistic Kaylor Timeline

Welcome. You’re probably here because you’ve started to think that pop superstar Taylor Swift is… Shall we say… A teeny bit fruity… And you know what? You’re not alone. Many people think that. In fact, over the course of her illustrious career, gay rumors have continuously cropped up linking her to various women. Do I know for a fact that this is what happened? Lmao no. But I (with the help of various friends but mostly importantly @adastrabella) tried to explain what might’ve happened.

We thank you for reading this Magnum Opus:

1) Welcome to the first “Realistic” Kaylor Masterpost

2) Debunking Joshlie’s Reasons to “Beard”

3) Joshlie starts

4) Back in Tay’s World

5) Kaylor Rises?

6) Things Get Messy

7) Taylor Showmances

8) Kaylor Reunited?

9) Joshlie Back for Good

10) 2016′s Summer of Mess

11) Debunking Late Stage Kaylor Myths

12) Late Stage Kaylor and Beyond

What will the various essays above prove? (Gd I wish there were thirteen instead of twelve because it’d be SO MUCH MORE I C O N I C). Well, nothing seeing as how we don’t know these people. But here’s what we think maybe happened:

My vibe is: Kaylor was real in some way, but Joshlie was very very real and flawed too, making things far more complicated than traditional Kaylor narratives would have had you believe. We’ve only shown a portion of Joshlie evidence - this is the realest relationship I’ve seen online. Kaylor started as a real friendship from a few encounters pre-November 2013, then became a PR alliance to help both girls promotion during the 1989 #GirlSquad era. However, when Joshlie went on break, Karlie and Taylor went to Big Sur together, starting the relationship that would bring us into this mess. It was a hot mess for a few years, until the end of 2016, when, after a summer of spiraling due to Karlie choosing Josh and a number of professional difficulties, Taylor ran away to London and cut Karlie off. Taylor and Karlie have been on different paths ever since, except for the Reputation tour in Nashville, and the Masters Heist, neither of which is a particularly good or happy event for either of them. folklore’s track hoax is for Karlie. Kaylor is now dead and Karlie is very pregnant and having a baby with her husband, Josh. Mazels 🦒 and 🦖!! Taylor is re-recording her masters. Everyone has moved on. Except maybe us (but now we’ve read this, maybe we can too). So.

dottjupiter

same energy

allswellthatendzwell

Oh Dianna

cerak

🎶We made quite a mess, babe🎶 – and now you get to listen to it! It’s episode three of the Taydar podcast (Swiftgron special today!) and it’s out!

Give it a listen over at taydar.com, Stitcher, Spotify, etc, etc, etc.

chaelisaenthusiast

evermore lyrics that are just undeniably gay:

champagne problems:

One for the money

Two for the show

Need I say more?

gold rush:

Also:

What must it be like to grow up that beautiful.

This isn’t something you’d say about a man. Also it reminds me of that feeling when you’re sapphic and have a crush on someone and want to be them and with them at the same time.

happiness:

I guess it’s the price I pay for seven years in heaven.

Her relationship with Karlie really is the only plausible explanation for this.

dorothea:

Selling make up and magazines

Ooh, from you I’d buy anything

The entire song just screams gay but guess who is a super model and the face of make up brands and on the cover of magazines

long story short:

Right down the rabbit hole

Dianna Agron smack cam in 2020…didn’t expect that but here it is.

So that’s it for now…feel free to add things I’ve forgotten….this album is too gay to put it all into one post