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I tried to have a theme I really did... I failed. However I did try and therefore no one should critisise me.

[bloom161]

I absolutely love the fact that there was no strategic benefit for the master to cosplay Rasputin in the episode, but he did it anyway cause he wanted a cool palace to do his little sheme in.

[riddlehatereddi]

The Doctor: *Going through several stages of grief, trying to process what she's been told*

The Master: 🕺🕺🕺🕺

[sessa23]

Cybermasters: Why do you have an audio file called "Rasputin' by Boney M?

[natequarter]

mildly bitter about the master saying "i hate your piece of shit dad" to kate to taunt her instead of the inherently funnier not to mention far more traumatising "i fucked your dad"

[doccywhomst]

Doctor Who: A Summary

[natequarter]

ra ra rasputin, the doctor's greatest love machine, there was a gallifrey that really was gone

[bloodraven55]

i think we can all agree that this was the best scene of the episode

[missyshortformissilelauncher]

Holy Trinity.

[death-by-sc0tland]

not them keeping the title secret for so long just for it to be “the power of the doctor” like cmon you can do better

[nyancy-cat]

we know what the power of the doctor is, it's to do a gay little run that pisses the daleks off

[i-wanna-b-yours]

Burry your gays? No, burry your gaze. Stop looking at my gays, all you do is destroy their love.

[optimisticcoffeedelusion]

Eve Polastri if Laura Neal had written Season 1 of Killing Eve.

[girls-like-girls-02]

Killing Eve through the eyes of the delusional Laura Neal

[loving-villanelle]

Imagine LUKE JENNINGS telling you that your writing is just fucking terrible

[incorrectvillanevequotes]

[babystingray]

why is it so humiliating when you’re wearing a mask and it makes your glasses fog. like okay loser

[ohsalome]

Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans!

Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

JRR Tolkien looking upon a quad of Oxford post-graduate students: “Children, all of them children.”

[meangirlnurse]

shlep is one of the best yiddish words and we don’t talk about it enough

[meangirlnurse]

there’s no other word that specifically means 1) i am going somewhere, 2) it is a long and not very pleasant journey and 3) i am complaining about it

[vonvoulf]

Ah, the fellow shlep of the ring