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A Warlock Is A Magic Sugarbaby

A man ripped from his home by an unknowable eldritch entity, all because he wrote a funny little contract in preparation for a game of D&D.

Join Jason as he stumbles through Faerun and tries to understand just what he's supposed to do with these strange new powers, and how to keep his Patron happy...

((@magicsugarbaby is a 18+ roleplaying blog featuring a D&D Warlock with a Pact of the Great Old One. The character does have a sheet, but only holds loosely to the rules most of the time, and there are a lot of tentacles.))

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @ludmithjacques

damn straight

text: I have two things I always do- Fuck and be RIGHT!

[ludmithjacques]

It's beautiful!

And a D&D Quote for the ages

[magicsugarbaby]

Hey! I said this!

[luna-azzurra]

Chaotic duo / best friend energy!!!

⟢ "I need you to bail me out." - "Again?" - "...the number of times is not the point right now."

⟢ "I have a plan." - "Last time you had a plan I had to explain to three separate adults why we were on a roof." - "This is a different plan." - "Is it though."

⟢ "You're my best friend." - "You literally just said you hated me four minutes ago." - "Yeah and now I need a favor so."

⟢ "I would die for you." - "I just need you to return this library book."- "I would die for you." - "It's two weeks overdue." - "I would absolutely not do that."

⟢ "Nobody has to know." - "Seven people already know." - "Nobody important has to know." - "I'm important." - "Debatable."

⟢ "This is your fault." - "You made the decision." - "Based on your advice." - "I said and I quote 'that sounds like a terrible idea.'" - "In a very convincing tone!"

⟢ "I need you to pretend to be my partner for one evening." - "What do I get out of it." - "My eternal gratitude." - "I have that already." - "Fine, I'll buy you dinner." - "I want to be your fake partner so bad right now."

⟢ "You could've warned me." - "I did warn you." - "You said 'this might be mildly chaotic.'" - "And?" - "There were police involved." - "Mildly is subjective."

⟢ "I'm not saying it was a bad idea." - "It was a terrible idea." - "I'm not saying that." - "You're thinking it." - "So loud."

⟢ "We need a code word." - "For what." - "In case one of us needs to be rescued from a conversation." - "What's wrong with just leaving." - "SOCIAL ANXIETY, DEREK."

⟢ "Tell me honestly, on a scale of one to ten, how much trouble are we in." - "Eleven." "So a four, roughly." - "An eleven." - "I'm going to need you to lie to me right now."

⟢ "I can explain." - "Please don't." - "It's actually a funny story." - "I don't want to laugh right now I want to be angry." - "You're going to laugh." - "...okay but I'm still angry after."

⟢ "You're a bad influence." - "You love me." - "Genuinely against my will."

⟢ "I followed your advice." "- I have never given good advice in my life, why would you do that."

⟢ "We should do something productive today." - "We could." - "Yeah." - "...you wanna do literally anything else." - "So bad."

⟢ "This is fine." - "Nothing about this is fine." - "I'm choosing to believe it's fine." - "That's not how reality works." - "Watch me."

⟢ "Nobody panic." - "Why would we panic." - "No reason. Definitely no reason. How do you feel about light jogging."

⟢ "I googled it." - "You're not a doctor." - "I googled it very confidently." - "That's worse."

⟢ "Do you trust me?" - "Absolutely not." - "Perfect, follow me anyway."

⟢ "We are never doing this again." - "Agreed." - "I mean it this time." - "Same time next week?" - "Obviously."

[werewolvesbestpuppy]

((Jason and haleth kind of banter…also I need us to write scenes for every single last one of these prompts like yesterday. Pleeaaaassseeeeee!!)) @magicsugarbaby

[magicsugarbaby]

((Absolutely~))

[depsidase]

[werewolvesbestpuppy]

((@magicsugarbaby this is literally Jason and Haleth))

[magicsugarbaby]

((Truly, it is.))

[wordfather]

call just came in. yeah they chose me to face the dragon. no im no warrior, but im so sexy they think the great beast will fall inlove with me

[squirrel--boy]

Goddamit we're going with the bard seduction route again? *sigh* can you at least sing?

[wordfather]

no but I can do the macarena. and that's kinda it

[magicsugarbaby]

((Jason and Haleth of @werewolvesbestpuppy fame, side by side. Her hair's not un-colored, it's just white.))

[magicsugarbaby]

((Most current Reference sheet for Jason!))

[devilcat3d]

reblog to slap prevs thick juicy ass in public

[magicsugarbaby]

“Do you trust me?” ((Haleth))

In a fight? Yes.

In any other situation? I trust you to follow your own internal logic, even if that means slitting my throat, without checking to get any input from anyone else.

I trust you to do what you think is right.

[magicsugarbaby]

Do you trust me? (Xochitl)

Yeah, you seem pretty genuine.

[werewolvesbestpuppy]

Do you trust me?

…I trust you as far as one can trust my arrow to hit its target. I know you are dangerous and know you can pose me and those I care for such if you so choose… you are a wild card and I trust you to be that, runt.

This however, does not mean I will not rip someone’s throat out with my teeth if they wish you harm, regardless of what you have done to deserve it.

[magicsugarbaby]

Oooo, very nice answer! Respectful, honest, and horrifically violent!

[werewolvesbestpuppy]

I have no need for lying. And it was you who told me it was wise not to trust you.

[magicsugarbaby]

And I really do appreciate how much you listen and pay attention. A lot of people would just write me off as being far too adorable to be taken seriously.

But you know better~

[werewolvesbestpuppy]

Do you trust me?

…I trust you as far as one can trust my arrow to hit its target. I know you are dangerous and know you can pose me and those I care for such if you so choose… you are a wild card and I trust you to be that, runt.

This however, does not mean I will not rip someone’s throat out with my teeth if they wish you harm, regardless of what you have done to deserve it.

[magicsugarbaby]

Oooo, very nice answer! Respectful, honest, and horrifically violent!

[magicsugarbaby]

Do you trust me? (Korinna)

In all things, of course I do. I don't think you even know how to lie. And your dedication is unquestionable.

[catchameme]

Send "Do you trust me?" to see if my muse trusts yours, and just how much if so.

[raptorific]

[werewolvesbestpuppy]

I do not get it… what does this ball have to do with peanuts?

[magicsugarbaby]

Have you ever seen a picture book? Peanuts is basically a picture book where someone plays a prank, frequently, with that kind of ball.

[roleplayasksandmemes]

Reblog if you accept 'Magic Anon' questions.

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[werewolvesbestpuppy]

@magicsugarbaby with me more often than not

[magicsugarbaby]

It is. Very true