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send in 🍼 and i'll create a child for our characters !!
- name: - likes / dislikes: - first word: - appearance: - which parent they look more like: - which parent they like more: - height once fully grown: - job ambition: - faceclaim:
♡ Send me a ship and I’ll tell you
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
Who starts the tickle fights
Who starts the pillow fights
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
Who mistakes salt for sugar
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines
¨ {{┇★ brazilian starter masterlist. // }} *
organizados por categoria !!
— &&. ANGST
“Se eu coloquei silicone foi pra criar minhas filhas!”
“Eu sou eclético, sofro por várias coisas.”
“O meu problema sempre foi ter grande coração.”
“A gente já acorda com desgraçamento na cabeça.”
“Padre, me perdoe porque eu dei muitooooooo.”
“Pobreza pega, pega que nem sarna.”
“Será que eu piquei salsinha na tábua dos dez mandamentos?”
“Aquele sorriso no rosto não está mais aqui porque meus olhos estão saindo águas mais conhecidas como lágrimas de sofrimento.”
“Se eu soubesse que o ano seria assim ao invés de pular sete ondas eu teria me afogado.”
“Essa parede aqui não tem como ficar triste, ela é concreto. Mas nós né…”
— &&. FRIENDS
“Miga quer sair? Eu pago a consulta no terapeuta.”
“Tá querendo demais minha filha escolhe uma coisa só. Eu só quero um prato de muqueca.”
“Honra a sua calcinha, pelo amor de deus.”
“Vamo resolver isso na bala.”
“A coisa tá feia mais se deus quizer a gente vai sair dessa.”
“Vai com calma viado tu só tem um cu!!”
“Tava pensando aqui que dia lindo pra gente destruir o patriarcado.”
“Vamo mostra cultura presse povo??”
“Miga eu te amo você me faz sentir como se eu fosse personagem de música da Lorde.”
“Miga eu te amo mas tenho vontade de enfiar meu pé na tua fuça quando tu fica falando de macho e sofrendo por esses macho aí sEGUE EM FRENTE CARALHO”
— &&. LOVERS
“Quero trepar com você todos os dias da minha vida.”
“Eu mim apaixonei pela pessoa errada, ninguém sabe o conto que eu estou sofrendo fica cmg ♥”
“Figurinha repetida não completa álbum mas seu beijo é tão delicia que vou colar a figurinha uma por cima da outra.”
“Tô aqui de boa e pá, aí vejo uma coisa e meu pênis endurece.”
“MINHA NOSSA SENHORA QUE RABO SENSACIONAL”
“Tanta cadeira e ainda assim eu quero sentar na sua cara.”
“Você acha que eu tenho aminésia pra esquecer toda a decepção você me causou e ir que nem uma otaria pra você??? Achou certo ainda te amo.”
“Eu transaria até deixa-lo em coma.”
“Rosas são vermelhas, maior cidade da China é Xangai, sempre que te vejo, meu anus contrai.”
“ME FODE ATÉ EU MORRE E DEPOIS FODE O MEU CADAVER”
— &&. ENEMIES
“Tem sete bilhão de pessoa no mundo e você quer logo o meu macho?”
“Querido quem acredita na mudança dos outros é transportadora comigo é diferente.”
“É por que, ela me traia há três anos e comia dentro da minha casa, dizia, ela tinha inveja que eu comia o galeto, ela tinha inveja que eu comia o ovo. Eu dava 5 reais pra ela comer ovo.”
“Ai minha filha pelo amor de deus vai tomar no seu cu.”
“Vou colocar um funk bem alto ao lado do seu tumulo pra você nunca descansar em paz.”
“Bata na sua cara antes que eu bata.”
“Sabe aquele gelo que você me deu? To tomando ele com vodka seu otario”
“Vou cortar a sua língua, e arrancar os seus olhos. Acha isso suficiente?”
“Não gostou amorzinho? Me processa fofa você tem advogado mas eu tenho o bonde.”
“Tu não tinha nem que tá aqui, linda.”
— &&. STARTER SENTENCES
“Qual o melhor otp do mundo e por que Faustão x Silvio Santos?”
“Alguém que não se respeita a si própria não vai saber respeitar nem ela mesma.”
“Às vezes o indivíduo está louco na droga.”
“Tremzinho do foda-se passandooo… PIUIIIII FODA-SE FODA-SE FODA-SE PIUIII”
“Alguns usuários pensam que pode usar e abusar porque pensa ‘nossa estou na internet’ porém há regras.”
“Desculpa mas eu jamais serei a favor de meninas que beijam na boca uma vez minha amiga quis e eu disse ‘pare’.”
“Acho que estou APAIXONADO por MIM MESMO, o que fazer???”
“Quando eu acordei hoje e me olhei no espelho eu disse ‘oi, muito prazer!’.”
“Eu não sinto frio porque tô coberta de razão.”
“Vocês acharam que eu não ia rebolar minha bunda hoje, né?”
more texts for you bitches [pt 2]
angsty af texts
[text]: I’m not talking about this with you anymore I am so mad [text]: So you decide to treat me better AFTER you break up with me…yeah, no. Not gonna happen. Lay off. [text]: FYI telling a person to calm down is about the LEAST productive thing one could do! [text]: Do you seriously have that little respect for me? [text]: You’re a piece of shit. [text]: Take a hint – I want nothing to do with you. [text]: I hate that bitch. [text]: I don’t think this is how you treat someone you love [text]: You have to take me back. Please. [text]: I don’t like to leave loose ends and I realized I needed to live up to my own problems and insecurities. [text]: It’s like you didn’t even realize what you said was immensely fucked up. [text]: I also broke up with my [boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other] tonight [text]: What does it say about my self-esteem if I continue this? [text]: I just don’t really feel like being your secret. [text]: I just feel like no matter what I say it’s not correct [wrong number text]: I think I’m gonna break up with [your muse]…I’m done. [wrong number text]: [Your muse] just pissed me off so much.
flirty af texts
[text] Well, let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It’s every girl’s dream. [text]: I’m sorry I asked to make out with you last night [text]: So you don’t remember asking if you could kiss me? [text]: Is it gay if I had sex with a guy during a threesome? [text]: You have to love more than my vagina to be boyfriend material [text]: I get nervous saying so in person, but I thought you were pretty adorable [text]: Good morning. It’s [your muse’s name], the cutie you met on Tinder. [text]: If we’re both single by the time we’re 30, let’s elope. [text]: You’re not single, are you? [text]: I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in [text]: Here’s an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night. [text]: Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that’s not winning at life idk what is [text]: Hey so I was thinking, would you like to grab a drink this weekend? [text]: We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers…so that’s how my Thursday is going [wrong number text]: Do you think [your muse] would say yes if I asked them out for drinks? [wrong number text]: Holy crap [your muse] is fucking hot [wrong number text]: To quote Rachel Green, [your muse] is so pretty, I could cry [wrong number text]: I could never talk to [your muse] … [he/she/they] is so cute I’d be so embarrassed.
friendship af texts
[text]: You didn’t choose the taco life. The taco life chose you. [text]: Your Snapchat story was solely footage of stray cats and whiskey shots [text]: I’m eating pizza in the bathtub [text]: I got high with a cute stranger. But [he/she/they] has a [boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other]. Sad. [text]: Dude [he/she/they] must have been cute to get you to smoke with [him/her/them]! [text]: If he’s into you and he’s got a girlfriend, what does that say about his character? [text]: I’ve been out with this guy twice and no kiss! [text]: I’ll eat brunch alone. No ones good enough when you’re not around [text]: Anyone coming over I expect to be here by 8. There’s cake. [text]: I’m masturdating. Going out alone! For fun. [text]: Is it rude to send him a “Happy Birthday I Hope You Finally Get an STD” text? [text]: Some guy tried to give me a high five out here and when I denied him he called me ugly [text]: Please stop putting yourself down I hate when you talk badly about yourself [text]: If you’re having problems, don’t worry about mine. You’re your own priority. [text]: You should just dump [him/her/them] and move on. [text]: I’ve had so many people in like the past week tell me they were closing on or saving for a house…I’m just like, have fun with that [text]: You might have a house but I just spent hundreds of dollars on highlights so who’s really winning here [text]: He was so cute, it was a shame it didn’t work out. I loved his face and his penis [text]: You also look amazing in that pic I can’t stop looking at it lmao [text]: As soon as I saw [he/she/they] asked me out for drinks, I was like aw fuck [text]: Your mom is drunk at the bar
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popular text posts + ask memes ( part three )
❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings ❜ ❛ if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, i will do the same thing to your head ❜ ❛ my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything ❜ ❛ i want tattoos and emotional stability ❜ ❛ i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing ❜ ❛ i love when people shut the fuck up ❜ ❛ hi i’m a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you ❜ ❛ marry someone who looks at you the way you look at dogs ❜ ❛ i want a tattoo of a ufo on my ass to represent how it’s out of this world ❜ ❛ you ever see something and are like ‘ i’m so glad i don’t even know what that means ’ ❜ ❛ lie in my bed. show me your favorite music. kiss my neck. ❜ ❛ my kink is not opening messages and pretending they’re not there ❜ ❛ i hate being tickled. i do not think it is cute, i do not think it is funny. i will kick you in the fucking face. ❜ ❛ i’ll always have a soft spot for you ❜ ❛ don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ❜ ❛ mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby ❜ ❛ my kink is when people admit i was right ❜ ❛ protecting your own happiness isn’t selfish. you deserve every ounce of happiness. ❜ ❛ i’ve never said one coherent thing in my life ❜ ❛ how can i be ready for the future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning ❜ ❛ never throw me anything unless you’re okay with dropping it ❜ ❛ please don’t make me think about my life ❜ ❛ have you ever met the human version of a headache ❜ ❛ my personality is 30% of the last movie i watched ❜ ❛ i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ why can’t i just plug myself into a charger ❜ ❛ i have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life ❜ ❛ i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet ❜ ❛ i can’t tell if i’m really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice ❜ ❛ me? a jealous hoe? absolutely. ❜ ❛ we’re gonna be weird adults ❜ ❛ wait no hug me more ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily? ❜ ❛ apparently ‘spite’ is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “what motivates you?” ❜ ❛ we, as a community, should go to bed ❜ ❛ white lips, pale face, i hate the entire human race ❜ ❛ no offense but what the fuck am i doing ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me – it’s called the throne ❜ ❛ i might be short but you’re still beneath me ❜ ❛ if i have a crush on you, i’m so sorry ❜ ❛ the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ❜ ❛ well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower ❜ ❛ i!!!!!!!!!! hate!!!!!!!!!! being!!!!!!!!!! left!!!!!!!!!! out!!!!!!!!!! ❜ ❛ i’m honestly so clingy and detached at the same time ❜ ❛ i think part of growing up is understanding song lyrics ❜ ❛ how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me) ❜ ❛ hi, i’m here to ruin everything ❜ ❛ college is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane ❜ ❛ and then satan said, “here, have feelings” ❜ ❛ it is i, your local asshole ❜ ❛ you’re about as irrelevant as mean girls 2 ❜ ❛ shout out… just in general. i’m just shouting. ❜ ❛ get your heart broken so your art improves ❜ ❛ i’m so tired, but i always find the energy to sin ❜
HORA DO ASK GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drunk meme
Random drunk quote found on google.
“Don’t tell ___ that I’m drinking.”
“See? I’m not too drunk. I can still take my clothes off.”
“I lost my pants. Where are my pants?”
“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, liquor, liquor, liquor.”
“A straw is just a test tube, with a hole at the bottom.”
“Dude, try this.”
“I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.”
“I may or may not also be drunk.”
“I’ll protect you! I’m (superhero name)!”
“If I had 50 ____, I’d give you one but only one.”
“I’m surrounded by an idiot.”
“I would punch a baby for a burrito right now.”
“This is the most I’ve ever been. Ever.”
“I’m so mad I could punch Superman in the face.”
“Is there a better way to do this?”
“Sorry about your shoes.”
“Don’t worry, when I’m in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.”
“If drunk was a fruit, I’d be a ___.”
“I’m hungry. And I’m horny. I’m horngry.”
“I can’t look up, cause then I see your face and can’t stop staring.”
“Who put this wall here?”
“Stop screwing with my brain movies.”
“It’s YELLOW.”
“This is my song!”
“I’m not drunk.”
“I’m not THAT drunk.”
“I think I’m drunk.”
Drunken Texts/Calls {Sentence Starters}
TEXTS
text: dont no wut your talking bout not drukn
text: love u soooooooooooooooo much
text: lets go buy like 10 chickens k?
text: do u wanna eat cheese with me
text: walmart dont like me
text: i want a puppy. a big puppy.
text: i like your face. u have a nice face
text: m drunk. help me drinking this
text: i want baby like half dozen of babys
text: i loooobe u swetiee
text: i got like 5 pizza. i like pizza
text: u kno where my pants went? lol pants
text: thnk u 4 being hot
text: i wanna bite my nose. it keps moving away!
text: do u like fidh? fish? omg fish r prtty!
CALLS
"Where are you, babyyyyy? I wanna hug you!"
"Why are you single? You are soooo great."
"My friends want you to bring us alcohols!"
"Need a ... ride home. Have to pee."
"You are my best friend! Like, my BEST friend!"
"Where's the pizza? Are you a pizza person?"
"You look like a penguin. Penguins are soooo cute!"
"How many pineapples do YOU eat before you sleep?"
"Hehehehe! Buttons make silly noises when I touch them!"
"I have another bottle of the happy water. It's yummy."
"Come heeeeere! I wanna kiss you!"
"Come help me find my shirt. I think it flew away."
"Somebody stole my house! I cant find it today."
"I drew a kitty on the wall! Its so cuuuute."
"Do you have flowers? Cause I wanna go get some flowers!"
Drunk/Drinking Starters
❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
❝I wanna bae you up.❞
❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
❝I'm almost sober...❞
❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞
My muse is completely intoxicated. Send me questions and my muse will answer them drunkenly.
Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]
[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
OUTLAST 2 DA DEPRESSÃO SENTENCE STARTER
( As frases foram tiradas dos seguintes vídeos: x, x, x, x, x, x, x )
“que su-pai, mano. teu pai.” “olha que boquinha.” “tá permitido ir embora, senhor(a)?” “não dá pra correr, não dá pra fazer nada. só dá pra sofrer.” “caralho, mano. essa foi a maior menstruação que já vi na vida.” “youtuber é foda, né, mano. não pode ver uma câmera.” “alguém em casa? ‘tô perdido, ferido e bonito.” “boa tarde, senhor(a). gostaria de checar os produtos jequiti? jequiti-fudeu?” “vai embora, cara.” “mas já começa assim?” “eu caí no quê? a vila mais louca do brasil e nem é a do chaves.” “enfiaram a pá na vaca, mano. pode pá… na vaca.” “com certeza ‘tá escrito ali ‘nós temos satanás no nosso escritório’.” *sussurrando* “what the fuck?” “fui esfaquilhado.” “que isso? ‘tá vindo o quê, a turma da xuxa inteira?” “vou entrar aqui e não vou sair nunca mais.” “que coisa idiota, imbecil. energúmena, enervébida.” “ai, caralho, não fode meu anus!” “eu acho que tive um estrabosférisco.” “esse cara é feio pra porra.” “eu não sei que caralho tá acontecendo.” “eu ‘tô correndo mesmo. vou correr pra saída, quero é que se foda.” “cê come isso? eu não vou vir pra janta, tá. só pra avisar.” “é… ela tá bem. bem morta.” “eu quero muito ser amigo dele… quer dizer, ele morreu, né?” “a gente tinha tanto pela frente…” “foda-se, eu vou entrar nessa porra aqui. sou o chaves!” “eu aposto quinze mil dólares em barras de dinheiro reais que _____.” “essa porra não ‘tá morta.” “tá, eu perdi quinze mil reais.” “olha minha unha, credo, ‘tá só o pó. preciso de uma manicure.” “procurando alguma coisa aí embaixo?” “Espero que o(a) senhor(a) encontre.” “dislike demais.” “nossa sapato. puta que pariu, pato.” “se vira. tu não é um(a) mulher/homem independente, altruísta e bacana?” “eu também, porra. é de família.” “vai dar merda. atrás de mim, não olha.” “pai da besta é teu pai.” “ai, eu não quero. i don’t want.” “eu esqueci o que ia falar.” “esse negócio me dá um negócio.” “deus lhe pague porque eu ‘tô duro.” “adoro dar o carrinho igual ronaldinho gaúcho.” “gente… sou um de vocês, ‘tá?” “não sei que diabo de música ‘cês tão cantando. só sei que eu não gosto.” “eu vou desmaiar.” “agora é minha hora.” “que susto, meu deus do céu. perdi três prega do cu.” “puta que pariu, é um absurdo… fantástico, inclusive.” *cantando* “que olhos abertos, que olhos bonitos, que olhos esbertos, que olhos fantásticos, que olhos bonitos que a gente canta.” *ainda cantando* “a gente canta de medo porque senão vou foder minha garganta.” “criança desse tamanho… quando eu era criança eu tinha um centímetro.” “vamo lá, vamo lá. tortura.” “ah, beleza, o cara me varou da pedra.” “sai fora, bicho do caralho!” (x4) *falando em árabe* “para, para, para, para.” (x4) “não tem ninguém atrás de mim, né? é óbVIO QUE TEM.” “alguém quer um risoles?” “nossa, senhora. saiu um suor da minha teta. falando sério, nunca vi isso.” “um careca entrou na água, show. vin diesel filmando velozes e furiosos novo. desafio no lago.” “tem a casa do capeta aqui, com certeza vai ter capeta dentro.” “é uma ideia meio merda.” “vamo bater aquele papo de verdade? aquele papo que só quem é de verdade sabe de quem não é de mentira?” “vamo lá, igual ‘cê fazia na escola.” “isso que dá querer fazer a porra de um vlog atravessando o caralho de um tronco.” “alguém tem que trazer um absorvente pra esse chuveirinho.” “ave maria, cheia de graça.” “ah, que bacana, ‘tá chovendo sangue… que.” “family friendly, gente! assistam esse vídeo com a família!” “é isso aí, mano. espero que ‘cês estejam curtindo aí um macarrãozinho, ‘tá? com molho… esse molho aqui, ó.” “tem uma porta aqui, pelo amor de deus. ‘tá com problema de visão?” “sala errada, senhor(a)!” “que passinho é esse? será que é o passinho do romano?” “para com essa porra!” “onde que eu vou? onde que eu vou?” (x4) “morri.”
yess-ism:
bitch i’m back out my coma
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Greek Mythology Meme // ˢᶦˣ ᴼˡʸᵐᵖᶦᵃⁿˢ ⁽⁴/⁶⁾
Ares, God of War and Violence
Antoinette, é verdade que você não morreu e está disfarçada como La Voisin para continuar mandando em Beauxbatons?
“... Eu gostaria de saber do que se passa na cabeça de vocês para pensarem nessas teorias conspiracionais loucas. Não, minha criança, eu não sou a diretora La Voisin. Eu vivi mais do que a maioria dos bruxos, mas tantos séculos seriam demais até para mim. Além do mais, se eu ainda estivesse viva, vocês nem pensariam na possibilidade.”
MORRENDO PELA TRETA BAYARD E THOR.
“Não estou verdadeiramente surpresa com essa briga. Os dois são bem problemáticos e não é a primeira vez que se metem em confusão... Ficarei de olho para ver até onde eles vão com isso, já que o responsável por eles não presta a devida atenção, não é Jean Luc?”
Olá minhas crianças! Eu sei que normalmente é vocês quem vêm até mim para pedir algo, e por favor entendam que eu sou um quadro não posso fazer essas coisas que pedem, mas dessa vez eu quem tenho um pedido: venham conversar, mandar perguntas ou só fofocas. Por favor, Jean Luc e Nicollette precisam urgentemente ser distraídos ou eu vou acabar enlouquecendo com eles.
