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Include your muse’s name, whether they’re an original/canon character, their alignment (good / evil / neutral), and their species (witch, whitelighter, demon, mortal, etc.). please include in the tags if your muse is from the reboot! you will be added to the masterlist here!

[magiicless]

Parker Halliwell, original next gen character, good, witch-cupid hybrid.

[brilliantlybeloved]

[sanguisfulgur]

“If you run they’ll trace you. You know this, right?”

[magiicless]

look at my lil’ babbu. forreal tho, REBEL PARKER !! 

[magiicless]

hogwarts house stereotypes

ravenclaw: NERDS

hufflepuff: tiny gay babies

gryffindor: will fight anything

slytherin: sells you out for a donut

[magiicless]

   ❛  I think we help people take a chance at love. We GUIDE them to each other.  ❜

[killuarke]

lela + her adorable red flannel

[magiicless]

       more updates to come.

[magiicless]

I really feel like starting this blog all over again when my work schedule simmers down next week. hopefully it'll mean getting better muse for parker and being able to be on here more often. this means: new fc, new theme and possibly new interactions.

[theoriginals-gifs]

You raging about Finn when you’re stuck in here and can’t do anything about it isn’t going to help.

[builtbrave-archive-deactivated2]

(   —— parker.   )

“ PARKER i swear to god i’m going to—   come here. NOW. “

[magiicless]

      ❛  PJ, whatever you think I did --          it wasn’t me.. this time.  ❜

[ceasedtime-a-blog]

              ❝ Pay ATTENTION because the world I grew up in families HARDLY existed. I never had a CHANCE to know mine.❞

                                                 ⟶ Christopher Perry Halliwell

[hollowgunner---moved-blog]

SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.

[agirlingrey]

❝ don’t tell anybody i was drinking. ❞ ❝ it’s not drinking alone if the kids are home! ❞ ❝ i’m not that drunk. i can still take my clothes off. ❞ ❝ i lost my pants… but i found myself. ❞ ❝ what am i doing? searching… for life. ❞ ❝ a straw is just a test tube, but with an extra hole in the bottom. ❞ ❝ i feel like a pickle torpedo… in a sea of graham cracker crumbs. ❞ ❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞ ❝ I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!! ❞ ❝ they’re a vip at that one strip club. what’s it called again? um… golden corral? ❞ ❝ if i had forty-seven dragons, i’d give you one. but only one. ❞ ❝ the drunkness… is FUCKING ME. ❞ ❝ suck my dick, i’m a pterodactyl. ❞ ❝ does a tree shit in the woods? ❞ ❝ 2-4-5-8, what do we all fucking hate? MATH. ❞ ❝ this liquor is so shitty, it couldn’t even get my pussy high. ❞ ❝ i don’t wanna FUCKING RHOMBUS! ❞ ❝ i used to be from mexico, but i’m not anymore. ❞ ❝ on a scale of one to russian, i’m vladimir putin. ❞ ❝ you can have a toke of my penis. ❞ ❝ dude, can you call my wallet? i think i lost it. ❞ ❝ thank you very hard. ❞ ❝ I DON’T REMEMBER IF I LIKE SNICKERS!! ❞ ❝ i’m not gay, i’m just an idiot. ❞ ❝ whoever told me this was dr. pepper eats whale cock. ❞ ❝ of course i’m not a cop. I FUCK HOOKERS!! ❞ ❝ oh look, my favorite couple, homeo and juliet. ❞ ❝ hamster nipples. ❞ ❝ IT’S A FUCKING AUTOMATIC COWBOY! ❞ ❝ do tomatoes have lettuce? ❞ ❝ c is for bitch. you bitch. ❞ ❝ i need to race like a piss horse. ❞ ❝ what the FUCK is a sonic?! ❞ ❝ return everything except the candy and condoms. ❞

[magiicless]

a guide to uk cities for foreign people

manchester: gays. you will probably get mugged.

liverpool: like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.

newcastle: probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.

leeds: it's a lot cheaper than london

bradford: leeds but awful

nottingham: gun death capital of the uk!

derby: intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any fucks about this.

hull: violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here

leicester: i'm not sure this is a real place

york: this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment

birmingham: NO.

brighton and hove: more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. full of teenage girls in short skirts. basically if san francisco was british.

portsmouth: there is literally nothing here.

southampton: exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk

bristol: you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.

cardiff: you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.

aberystwyth: thousands of students. thousands. wind will slap you so hard as you walk past the coast you'll feel it up your fucking arse.

newport: shit. literally just shit. don't even go. love yourself and go elsewhere.

plymouth: post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.

penzance: everyone here is from london now.

london: no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.

cambridge: windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.

oxford: same number of cunts as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london

edinburgh: a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.

glasgow: it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.

aberdeen: las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably

belfast: do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.

wolverhampton: really, really don't.

norwich: count people's fingers. mutations walk here.

coventry: like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.

sheffield: poster-child for world war 3. good luck finding somebody with teeth.

carlisle: literally the arse end of the universe. too close to scotland

stoke-on-trent: basically mordor

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[charmancler]

but really if we r mutuals im probably interested in ur life like if i see u post “im rlly nervous abt my spanish exam!!” ill check ur blog later in the day 2 see how ur doing. im a tumblr mom

[magiicless]

        i haven’t been here for quite a while but my laptop         is being a dick with me so i won’t be getting a new         one till friday . i will , however , be lurking on mobile         so until then i guess this lil’ gem will be going on a         semi hiatus till around next wednesday .