MagikarpFacts

Everything you will need to know about this monster.

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Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

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Sorry for the delay in facts

A certain Magikarp didn’t enjoy me spoiling his surprises. He has since evolved, and I am no longer afraid of him.

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Santa used to be real

But then he didn't bring a newborn Magikarp the present he wanted. I cannot explain what happened next, as it makes the elves cry.

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Game Freak and Nintendo got the idea for "Mega Evolutions" by trying to see how other Pokemon would be if they had Magikarp's immense power. They fell drastically short.

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Kyogre is Magikarp's retarded cousin.

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is there a religion for magikarp

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Why yes yes there is.

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It is not known why there is a security scanner at the Hoenn National Aquarium. The real mystery is why it's on the side where they bring in new Magikarp. Rumor has it an aquarium attendant died two years ago. From stab wounds.

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It is said that, if the timing is perfect, a Magikarp can actually jump over the moon.

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Lots of people wonder why Gyarados turns into a water/flying type and has very few (if any) flying type moves. The truth is, Gyarados is trying to fly away from its Magikarp brethren as it is embarrassed that it evolved.

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Magikarp are born yellow but due to their insatiable hunger, end up turning orange from the blood of their prey.

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Bro, do you?

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I don’t think they do bro.

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Exactly my point. Be my Tumblr bestie? :D

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Congratulations insomnia-like-tomorrow.tumblr.com you are the featured magikarpfacts.tumblr.com bestie of the week!

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And the winner is…

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Bro, do you?

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I don't think they do bro.

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....and she was never heard from again....

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If he evolves you’ll all be fucked.

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Really it's either way for you.

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It is said that the lost city of Atlantis was a real city inhabited by humans, until the Magikarp discovered it's location. Since then there is a very condensed population of Magikarp located in the middle of the ocean based out of a very unusual rock formation.