I Don&#x27;t N E E D You

Ugh, not a chance. I’m a strict vegetarian. I just get my proteins in other forms besides meat.

Seriously? Then you're really missing out, kid.

Is there, like...alternative meat that doesn't come from animals, or something?

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14

You’re cute when you’re mad.

There’s a reason why he was the class freak, Lil’ dear.

\ He was always off… and he even brought me a dead squirrel once. But how was I supposed to know that he’d end up killing me too?

Ew--!

That's nasty; how did you end up becoming friends with him? Honestly, if he brought you a dead squirrel, then didn't you get a bit suspicious? That...sounds kinda like some warning bells right there.

Hey, would you quit being a fucking cry baby?! It’s starting to get really annoying. I’ll have you know that Providence could’ve easily rejected my request but she didn’t, alright?! So just deal with it!

And I may not have lived to be a teenager in the human world, but I had my fair share of picking on too. Everyone laughed at me and stopped talking to me because I was best friends with the class fucking freak! So I get it, just show them who’s boss and they’ll back the fuck up.

And I don’t know how many times I gotta say it before it get’s into your tiny ass brain, but i’m not going anywhere. SO GET USED TO IT.

...I'm not trying to be a fucking cry-baby. I can't help that my life was ruined by you.

And you know what? Are you even sure that you should be giving me advice on how to deal with other people? Because I've been dealing with it perfectly fine until you came along. You're invisible--a guardian angel, or whatever the fuck you're supposed to be. Just saying, but if you think violence is the answer to being picked on, then maybe you're still stuck in your own time. You've probably been dead for a while, right?

Things change. Plus, you're still a kid...bullying changes over the years. Just because you went through it, too, doesn't mean that your advice for dealing with kindergarten bullies still applies.

Look, all I'm asking is for you to leave me alone. I know you can't leave me forever, but I really don't need to be arguing with a little kid.

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14

You’re cute when you’re mad.

Nothing big really, only by plunging his favorite knife straight into my stomach. It hurt like hell. And i’m not even gonna talk about the emotional pain that came with it as I bled to death.

#vxngefulangel #{ the wrong kind }

That...really is bad. It's...tough to believe that a little kid could've done that to you, not to mention your best friend.

What...what the hell kind of friends did you have when you were six?

flatsound

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

#{ wo w }#musings

How do you people eat meat? That’s sick, man.

What, you don't? Meat's actually pretty healthy for you. Y'know, with all that protein and junk.

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14

You’re cute when you’re mad.

His nickname, Sock, is even more ridiculous.

This grudge goes back to my mortal days and “setting me off.” Is a total understatement for what he did. Did you know that getting murdered by your best friend at around the age of 6 isn’t a very good feeling?

Wait--what!?

Your...best friend killed you? At the age of six? Yikes, you...really weren't kidding about that whole grudge thing. So--how, exactly, did this Sock kid kill you? I'm--just kinda curious.

I can...kinda see why you'd be upset about being killed. And Prov thought I had issues...

What? C’mon, you’re not pathetic, I actually think you seem like one hella tough gal. At least you’re not some blubbering baby because I would’ve socked you by now. And Prov works in mysterious ways. Someone, let alone a mortal, could never understand her.

And ya see, that’s your problem. Why should you care what anyone thinks? And if you ask me personally, you should totally just punch them if they make snide remarks. The neck is usually a painful place to punch…

Also funny story, because I asked to be assigned to you actually. By the way, you’re clearly upset right now, so i’ll let that comment go this time. But you better watch yourself next time, or i’ll slug ya. I may be an angel but i’m not afraid to break a few bones.

So, then, this is all your fault?

God, maybe if I did actually need a guardian angel, Prov might've just picked someone else--but, instead, I got you? Just because you fucking asked to "guard" and "protect" me? If this is a fucking joke, then it isn't funny. Why in hell would you want to be assigned to me?

Not to mention that this Prov has no clue when it comes to actually assigning angels. Maybe, if I didn't have to deal with a little kid, then this whole thing might actually be much less irritating.

Obviously, though, kid, you've never fucking gone through your teenage years. Otherwise, you might actually know how it feels to be picked on, laughed at, teased...and how much it hurts. You don't just get through this shit by punching the kids who are mean to you. In that case, you're no better than them.

I know I shouldn't let it get to me, that other people's opinions shouldn't matter, but do you think I can help it? In case you haven't realized, words can be more powerful than physical harm.

...Ugh. Just...leave me alone. What part of "go away" can't you understand?

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14

You’re cute when you’re mad.

Bubbly?! I am not!

And if you really must know, it’s Napoleon. Ugh even saying the name gets me angry.

Napoleon? That name itself sounds ridiculous. How did some guy named Napoleon manage to set you off?

Besides, I thought you were invisible.

Prov, Providence. Yeah, that’s her name.

Sorry to disappoint, but Prov makes no mistakes, it’s humans who make the mistakes. Maybe you don’t have problems. Maybe you were on the hell list to be assigned a demon so i’m here to protect you. Maybe Prov just thought you needed a friend. You shouldn’t really fight it much because this is sorta my job now and i’m not going anywhere.

#vxngefulangel #{ IM SO SORR Y ABOUT MY MUSE }

I don't care if Prov makes no mistakes--there's definitely something wrong if God thinks I'm so pathetic that I need a goddamn kid to "protect" me. Not to mention that that kid can't even do whatever job they're supposed to be doing; if I did have issues, you're making them worse.

Thanks to you, I have everybody laughing at me because they think I talk to myself. I have people looking at me like I'm insane because other people can't even see you.

You don't even know what your job is. Why the hell would Prov assign me such a fucking moron as a guardian angel? Am I really that fucking weak?

I don't need you. Just go away.

sockisms

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17.

"Let’s build a pillow fort!"

sockisms

"But…pillow forts are fun…"

I honestly don't see how arranging a whole bunch of pillows or blankets or whatever qualifies as something fun. What do you even do after it's set up? What about the clean-up?

It's just not worth it, in my opinion.

#lovablekiller

demoninaskirt

“Sheesh. I’m sorry to hear that. Sure, I may be trying to get Jonathan to kill himself, but at least I’m not trying to change him. Uh..if it’s any consolation…you seem fine to me. Stay strong, and don’t let her get to you! Heh, if anything, angels should be the ones who are sensitive and weak, what being all goody-goody and all.”

Ugh. Did I really just blather on about having issues with my guardian angel to somebody I barely even know? A demon, too.

I'm kinda surprised that you aren't telling me off or something, but whatever. Sorry about that. Maybe it's just because you don't seem as annoying as her, or maybe it's just because I kind of got off-topic.

So, changing the subject--you're a demon, huh? Again, I'm not really into biblical studies or whatever, but how'd you get into a demonary position? Do you have to die or is it just a Hell thing?

#demoninaskirt

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14

You’re cute when you’re mad.

Telling someone that they’re cute when they’re mad only makes the person madder because that means you aren’t taking me seriously!

Sheesh, I was only joking. It's surprising that you've got such a temper, for someone so...y'know, bubbly. You're actually a lot less annoying when you're like this.

So, what're you so mad about, anyway?

Hey! I’ve been through a lot in my short lived mortal life, okay?! I’m not just some dumb little kid.

Besides, even if you feel that way, I’m still here for only Prov knows how long. So, you better get used to it.

So you say, but you sure seem immature to me.

Anyway, this Prov--I'm assuming that's, like, God or something. They assigned you to me, right? You really aren't gonna get anywhere with me, since I don't have any issues. Why not just throw in the towel?

After all, there's gotta be some sort of mix-up if Prov thinks I need a guardian angel.

sockisms

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17.

"Let’s build a pillow fort!"