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INDIE blog for an OC by Matt (20) BIO AND RULES HERE !

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// @grlmars​ !

“ hey… are you lost…? y’need a bus ticket…? or uh - or a ride? ”

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eyes search his face , trying to piece together the words he was saying to her . “ lost … ride ? ”

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“ oh - do you not speak english...? okay - uhm... ”  fingers twist together and pick at one another as he tries to think. sadly he’s not bilingual, and to be fair he gets his own language wrong quite often.  “ are you... okay...? are you hurt...? ”

as he speaks there’s some very careful attempts at signing, though he’s only just started learning the whole ordeal and what he manages isn’t much. god the duolingo owl is going to be disappointed.

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// @grlmars​ !

“ hey... are you lost...? y’need a bus ticket...? or uh - or a ride? ”

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greetings. like for starter.

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“ oh -!  i’m from an orphanage - i don’t mind, though! it’s like having a really really really big family! i’m like -- a MEGA uncle, right now. ”

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“ wh -- what uh - what did i miss...? ”

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“ wh-- why would you ask that?  i’m better off than most, i promise that. didn’t really suspect i looked like i’d cause that kind of... concern. ”

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https://vm.tiktok.com/gE7Mpw/

BIG AYLWIN ENERGY IN THIS VIDEO.

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//* soft starter call... for baby...

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“ w-well uhm - to tell you the truth... i don’t know how i did that trick- ”

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// i really don’t have the energy to make a promo right now so!

like/reblog if you’d be interested in writing with: > a magician OC with malapropism! who even knows if hes really magic or not, because he sure doesn’t! > illusioned by Matt (20) > rules, bio, and other info found HERE! (google doc!)

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I gotta come back here for the sake of sheer fact Aylwin is baby.

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// idk how active i’m gonna be on tumblr until further notice. my motivation for it has just PLUMMETED and i cant even really muster to bother posting starter calls anymore

i’ll always be lurking and stuff and checking all the blogs here and there but 90% of my interactions are on discord now, and putting effort on here is starting to feel less and less worth it to me.

again i’ll be around to check stuff and look at the dash but feel free to come into my DMs to get my discord or something !

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putting this on here as well because i don’t feel like making this post 100 times

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First Interaction Starters!

“Hey- Oh! Sorry, thought you were someone else.”

“Do I know you? Cause I’d like to.”

“Oh sorry! I was zoned out!”

“Ooo, that’s an awesome tattoo!”

“Ah crap, the door’s locked.”

“Woah, that’s a cool eye color.”

“Where the hell am I?”

“Ugh… I think I’m lost. Can you help me?”

“Well this is a fun way to meet new people.”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Don’t you know to look before you cross a street?!”

“You lost or something?”

“Do you need some help?”

“You need something?”

“Maybe you shouldn’t be walking around this part of town alone.”

“Hi, I’ve heard so much about you.”

“I think you knew my parents.”

“Hey, you dropped this.”

“Oh goodness! I’m so sorry!”

“Um… Hello…”

“What are you looking at?”

“Hey aren’t you ____?”

“Well I didn’t expect this to happen today.”

“I don’t know you, but will you marry me?”

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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jKTdphB8x39PRwYQgLbIhYl7oVclYaXOjBBDQ47LZR8/edit?usp=sharing

^^ made some tweak’s to all the info !

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pop the like and i’ll pop into your DMs to plot or whatever !

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LIKE  for a  STARTER !

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“  if i was actually magic, i never would have guessed. besides - it’s all illusions, really. ... i can’t - explain all of them but - they’re illusions.  ”