Plantonomy

eternally here

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[plantonomy]

The universe could not have given me this post at a more on the nose time the police are heading to my upstairs neighbors right now to arrest them

Screaming

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[ph-cutie]

[404-ikaraptor]

SBR Episode 1

[demilypyro]

I hope gta6 flops I hope rockstar goes under I hope it kills the AAA industry as it currently exists and stigmatizes the concept of ever-increasing development costs in pursuit of ever-bigger games for years to come and we enter a golden age of low budget game development as consumers flock to playing indie games

[demilypyro]

[plantonomy]

Every time I like one of those pride month posts with multiple flag possibilities it's always the non binary animation that shows up even when it's not an option

The universe keeps trying to tell me something and I'm gonna keep closing my windows I got other shit to do first

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[plantonomy]

I made a totally normal in stars and time theory please watch https://youtu.be/NbxWenKJTSg

[plantonomy]

Item: Your First Video Game Rarity: ⏶ Common

What was your first video game?

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Pokemon omega ruby

[plantonomy]

Item: A Fancy Mirror Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Which video game character do you most identify with (and why, if you like)?

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Siffrin for mostly the wrong reasons. is what it used to be PLOT TWIST MY FRIENDS HAVE BETTERED ME AND QUELLED THAT THINKING MOSTLY. Uh, idk what it is now, maybe the mammoth snootwhacker idk

[plantonomy]

Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you have a username you always use in games?

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I wonder

[plantonomy]

Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

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Garden warfare 2, I didn't realize trying to play on PC meant being stuck in hacker hell

[plantonomy]

Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common

Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.

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Fly from Yakuza 3

[plantonomy]

Item: A Dusty Tome Rarity: ✶ Rare

What video game has the best lore?

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Hypnospace outlaw easily takes it.

To me there's a very big difference between story and lore, but to decomplicate how I view lore I'll describe it as story that's not exactly important per say, and whilst I don't think hypnospace's story is the best out of the games I've played (I honestly don't know immediately what that wo- it's Chrono trigger it's obviously Chrono trigger) it is a champion of lore that I've not seen any game come close to,

and no, fnaf doesn't count, it is disqualified for corporate greed, it tries to sell you lore and purposely does a bad job at telling you a story, that's not close to good

[plantonomy]

Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?

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50/50

[colonthree312]

Ibabo