Mike Driver
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@fuckbrigadoon
𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚜 (𝚠𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙻𝚈 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚛)
AYO in other news, i’m bringing back and revamping my stine account and my partner made a hannah so -- go follow maybe
gonna try and be alive here again. maybe. kinda. we’ll see.
⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔
“ you mock my pain! ” “ life is pain. ” “ he’s only mostly dead. ” “ i’m on the brute squad. ” “ you are the brute squad. ” “ prepare to die. ” “ we’ll never survive. ” “ nonsense. you’re only saying that because no one ever has. ” “ who are you? ” “ get used to disappointment. ” “ you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. ” “ i’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ” “ that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. ” “ drop. your. sword. ” “ shut up!! ” “ you’ve made your decision then? ” “ i bet my life on it! ” “ truly, you have dizzying intellect. ” “ you’re just stalling now. ” “ you guessed wrong. ” “ enough of that. ” “ surrender. ” “ you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. ” “ i hate waiting. ” “ morons. ” “ you are wonderful. ” “ you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill you. ” “ why are you smiling? ” “ because i know something you don’t know. ” “ goodnight. good work. i’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ” “ oh, there’s something i ought to tell you. ” “ think it’ll work? ” “ it would take miracle. ” “ hear this now — i will always come for you. ” “ this is true love, you think this happens every day? ” “ death cannot stop true love. ” “ i died that day. ” “ we may as well die here. ” “ he’s dead. he can’t talk. ” “ as you wish. ” “ why didn’t you wait for me? ” “ you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ” “ you killed my love. ” “ it’s possible. i kill a lot of people. ” “ yes, you’re very smart. shut up. ” “ you’ve been mostly-dead all day. ” “ inconceivable!! ” “ let me explain. ” “ your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ” “ what hideous sin have you committed lately? ” “ will you ever forgive me? ” “ there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. ”
sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness , he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal , that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards , all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are , smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds , not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
guess who’s convincing himself that he’s gonna come back and write on here but probably not anyway like for a starter - i might actually be productive, and i might not, we shall see.
// idk if i can do tumblr. i keep trying but i just don’t know if i can. this is unrelated to the previous post, i just have more energy on discord,,,
Gross Ghost Uncle#9317 hmu to plot/write/whatever i miss the pals i have on here…
// mutuals add me, this still stands. i just kinda,,, cant. weird memories, my motivation drops every single time. if ur still interested in writing shoot me a request on discord and DM me on here so i know who’s who !
// idk if i can do tumblr. i keep trying but i just don’t know if i can. this is unrelated to the previous post, i just have more energy on discord,,,
Gross Ghost Uncle#9317 hmu to plot/write/whatever i miss the pals i have on here...
i’m not gonna bring this to full attention but i just need to get it off my chest so i’m putting it under a read more
i’ve found out there are people who? have blocked me on this blog. i’m not gonna defend myself, or throw a fit, i’m just... confused. i had a friend who i talked with very frequently, wrote with, etc. they suddenly removed me, left the servers we were mutual in, and i think? blocked me? on discord? and i’ve noticed a few people blocked me on here because of the fact i follow them on other blogs, and i went to follow them on here too, but couldn’t, including a blog that was just made and i apparently was on the insta-block list.
like i said i’m not gonna really let it... bother me too much, i just? want to know what i did, so i can fix it. if i have an issue with who i am, i want to know what it is so i can not do it again. but i won’t push for that information.
i respect people’s comfort and decisions, and i won’t hunt for answers, no matter how badly i wish i knew them. i just. hope i’m not an awful person and i just never noticed. maybe i am. maybe that’s why they blocked me, because i never noticed. i don’t know.
i’m trying not to let this information bother me but... it’s making me question who i am and how i act, and i wish i knew what i had done so i can never, ever do it again.
beetlejuice.
“ oh come ON ! i haven’t even done anything yet! can’t pals visit pals? ” hand is pressed to his chest as he floats on his stomach in the air, head tilted and lip jutted out, looking disgustingly sad.
“ ya REALLY still butthurt about that whole shtick? I’M over the whole stabbing bit already. ” spoiler alert: no he’s not.
“on what planet would we be considered pals??” definitely not this one, is unsaid but lydia looks up at him. she sighs, arms crossing over her chest.
“am i over you trying to kill my dad, adam, and barbara?? or that thing about trying to use me as a pass to the human world?? either way, not a huge fan.”
“ c’mooOOOOooOOONNNnnn... what other choice did i have? the maitlands were already doneski and dead, i couldn’t use them - delia ain’t my type and... well i coulda shot my shot with chuck to get a beatin’ heart, but i don’t think he woulda went for it. ... or would he... ”
moldy nails are placed on moldy chin in contemplation, brow furrowing in considerate thought for a moment. “ ... might work... eugh but then i’d be yer step dad or whatever and i am NOT cut out for parenthood. you fuckin’ teenagers are a NIGHTMARE. ” a sigh, pressing his cheek into his fist as he frowns in a puppy-like manner. “ still never got to try indian food... ”
@fuckbrigadoon
“ugh, it always has to be you.”
“ oh come ON ! i haven’t even done anything yet! can’t pals visit pals? ” hand is pressed to his chest as he floats on his stomach in the air, head tilted and lip jutted out, looking disgustingly sad.
“ ya REALLY still butthurt about that whole shtick? I’M over the whole stabbing bit already. ” spoiler alert: no he’s not.
“ i think my eyes WORK. that sky is black. pitch, even. nothin’ out there is green either. you need a doc r’summin? ”
// i gotta go to the work soon to close for the night so Gross Ghost Uncle#9317 add me mutuals. u cowards. i love you. come at me.
x
Every story EVER TOLD can be divided into three distinctive parts:
1. the beginning, 2. the middle, 3. and the TWIST.
“ okay - hear me out. if i went for those internet jack-offs with the vore fetish shit imagine the MONEY we could make -! ”
bullshit my friends and i have said either verbally or through text starters
me and my friends keep a quote book of shit we say. these are pulled from that book. ((probably part 1 of many))
“on all levels except physical i am a twink.” “HOT DOG DEFENSE” “he has my spare change and my hopes and dreams stored inside him” “how do you draw perfection” “why should I waste $20 on Minecraft when I can spend it on cocaine and candy” “can’t believe Mickey Mouse got burned at the stake” “willy wonka is ripping me a new asshole” “i can’t wait to get assfucked by the swat team” “i stole your fucking cuscus” “there was some fucking wicked shit of the west in my toilet, (insert name)” “i’ll take toffee in the bones, thanks” “no you’re staying in my torture dungeon” “wow that’s a big ouchie pee pee.” “yummy cummies in my tummy.” “are we sure we should be signing a minor up for porn magazines?” “we should add that to the book.” “can I speak to the funnel cake king please?” “don’t be scared let out the sad water” “you are playing a dangerous game next to that lava, Sir” “i spent 6 fucking dollars on a lemonade and bought a fuckign candle.” “feel free to hate me after I send this.” “go consume, you dumb gay baby” *sobbing* “that’s not how law works.” “if dogs could talk which one of them could say the n-word?” “all gays need to survive in new york is a gun, a thong, and lube.” “cant believe ____’s dissociation music is communism.” (in mickey mouse voice) “oh boy is that the shit.” “i will bring hell upon the backyardigans.” “we support our local Florida man.” “i’m too gay to be bullied so I’m respected” “i’m not murdering him I’m stabbing him lightly” “make him choke on the law’s dick” “why did you write this like a homestuck?” “I DIDNT WANT TO BE CAUGHT IN THE VORE BED” “car Jesus died for our sins.” “tell me about ____’s dick” “i’m ready for butt pain” “willy wonka in the streets, oleg salt in the sheets.“ “open your soul to the krusty krabs pizza” "i’m going to abandon my depressed father for the sake… of an egg." “help im in the dick vegetable section of Ralph’s market” "willy wonka drinks straight from the utter of the milkshake cow” “do i look like i know what the sun is?” “you may have erased the gay from my brain, but you can’t erase the brain from my penis.” “S H R I M P.” “SHE LOOKS LIKE A CARROT” “not skin, we’re not having that much fun yet” “why can only skinny people be edgy” “in this world, it’s either adopt, or be adopted”
halloween/fall starters ! 🎃
masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters!
❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞
❝ thanks for bringing me to this fall festival. ❞
❝ let’s go to the fall carnival! ❞
❝ let’s go get a pumpkin frappucino! ❞
❝ do you wanna go walk in the leaves with me? ❞
❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞
❝ how does my pumpkin look? ❞
❝ we can go get hot chocolate after this movie? ❞
❝ want to go to this halloween party with me after school? ❞
❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞
❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞
❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞
❝ help me decorate! ❞
❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞
❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞
❝ bring a jacket! ❞
❝ i didn’t expect it to get so cold. can i borrow your jacket? ❞
❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞
❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞
❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞
❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞
*throws leaves on your head*
*sneeze* ❝ sorry, allergies. ❞
❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞
❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞
❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞
❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞
❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞
❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞
❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞
❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞
❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞
❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞
❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞
❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞
❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞
❝ did you hear that? ❞
❝ we have to get out of here! ❞
❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞
❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞
❝ what did you get? ❞
❝ want to trade candy? ❞
❝ i got a rock. ❞
❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞
❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞
❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞
❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞
❝ trick or treat! ❞
❝ happy halloween! ❞
❝ happy fall! ❞
❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞
❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞
❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞
❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞
❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞
❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞
❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞
❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞
❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞
❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞
❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞
❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞
❝ i just saw something! ❞
❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞
❝ i’ll trade you candy. ❞
❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞
❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞
❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞
❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞
❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞
❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞
❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞
❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞
