Welcome to my jungle

[magiqueperson]

are people still on this app or has everyone left for twitter?

[youlovetoseeit]

more u kno

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[zagreus]

the timestamps on these tweets really set the whole interaction off

[bajn]

[woifiecindy]

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

[ruinedchildhood]

[jeezlouisephoto]

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[radi0-open-door]

I’m screaming.

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

“I’ve spoken to January Jones.”

[verylittlebird]

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

[loevabl]

glittery transparent cigarette case // from this store

[6-56-deactivated20240211]

Someone buy me this for christmas

[adelacristina-deactivated202001]

Please, anyone who gets this for me is a winner of my heart

[samorsays]

For my joints though

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[neverthere12345]

Study shows half of Americans use swimming pools as a communal bathtub as the alternative to taking a bath or shower during the summer. A wave of comments on the study agreeing with the research soon followed, and the people in the comments agreed stating that “Chlorine” can clean toilets, so it was enough.

[neverthere12345]

[mens-rights-activia]

[pissvortex]

[homoslovenc]

[casualblessings]

May you always have enough for rent.

[negaverse-scum]

and enough left over for food and transportation

[jjsinterlude]

And your bills.

[denisefromgrovestreet]

Amen.

[thebootydiaries]

boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight

me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it

[djddy-deactivated20150108]