"i came here to laugh at you"

indie nero tol scaeva from final fantasy xiv

[magitech]

i guess i’m doomed now

[magitech]

no one mind me as i eat an entire container of salt to build resistance for the next time cid doesn’t understand how a kettle works

[magitech]

day two: I am beginning to fear Cid is growing frustrated with me being taller than him again

[theweirdwideweb]

[nalukaiooc]

The fire cleanses

[hotvampireadjacent]

we aren’t build to last as a species

[cursesaway]

@aegir-ffxiv

[magitech]

when life gives you chains, well. think of the possibilities.

i can always count on you to understand me xoxo

[emperor-galvus]

Please put a leash on your pet former-Tribunus Laticlavius, Garlond.

[magitech]

i dont think there is a leash strong enough for that with all due respect

[emperor-galvus]

“A chain would do, Scaeva.”

[magitech]

“Kinky. I do not know if Garlond would agree to this however.”

[emperor-galvus]

“That is not what I – bloody hells, Scaeva.” Aaand he throws up his hands in defeat.

[magitech]

"Look I was not the one suggesting leashes and chains here."

[emperor-galvus]

Please put a leash on your pet former-Tribunus Laticlavius, Garlond.

[magitech]

i dont think there is a leash strong enough for that with all due respect

[emperor-galvus]

“A chain would do, Scaeva.”

[magitech]

"Kinky. I do not know if Garlond would agree to this however."

[emperor-galvus]

Please put a leash on your pet former-Tribunus Laticlavius, Garlond.

[magitech]

i dont think there is a leash strong enough for that with all due respect

[thermocoil-boilmaster]

“Look. See? Oi. Garlond.”

“I’m not touching you, Garlond. Look. Look. I’m not touching you. That’s how effective I made the gyroscopic leveling gimbal on this thing. Look.”

“…”

“Look, see?”

“Not touching you, Garlond. Oi oi, look. See? Look, I’m not.”

“…”

“Not touching you. See?”

“Oi, Garlond. Look. I’m not touching you. Look. See? Still not touching you.”

“…”

“See? Look. Not touching you. Oi. Look. See?”

[emperor-galvus]

Nero tol Scaeva shall be forever remembered as “that guy that helped Garlond wake up a nightmare factory”

[magitech]

i wish i could say this upset me

[strangefellows]

This is your friendly reminder that Nero tol Scaeva spent an indeterminate amount of time – likely at least a couple months – in the Void while completely unarmed (we see him toss his gunblade before he gets dragged in and with the state his armor was in there’s no way he had Mjolnir) and explicitly protecting two other people.

And another friendly reminder that he was explicitly badly wounded protecting those two other people to the point where the Void seeped into his wounds and nearly turned him into crystal from the inside out. Which was likely painful and slow.

And a third reminder that he very nearly did not make it out of the Void due to exhaustion and his injuries, and the only reason he did was because of Cid.

(Addendum that he very clearly throws his aether reader – an obvious metaphor for his clinging to the idea of besting Cid – away at the end of that arc, and never brings the subject of who’s better up again.)

So…yeah. Friendly reminder that Nero has been through some serious shit too.

[magitech]

hey cid

[magitech]

dreamingxne replied to your post: “we are nerowe are legion”:

Just what I wanted: more garbage

I AM HIGH QUALITY GARBAGE!!!!

[resurgenceparagon]

nero goes to the store and is late for a meeting before it is time for sushi. thats it thats the au. actually im not even sure if thats an au.

Send me an AU idea you have for my muse and I’ll give you my headcanons and/or thoughts about it

nero buys mint jelly at the store

the meeting is idk 3.56

one does not simply have sushi before the One True Ass… one must become the ass.  but he is not the ass prophet.  he is merely an ass acolyte.

[magitech]

so he’s an asscolyte.

cmon my clone brother whatever you are ya gotta reach deeper into the ranks of the ass.

[textsfromtherisingstones]

[magitech]

we are nero

we are legion

[mayanangel]

THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME