Tracking the Cryptid

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Crablor returns

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[Image: a drawing of a crab with a Feanorian star on its back.] 

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Maglor spotted in a charity shop today

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[Image 1: a small crab figurine on a charity shop table. Image 2: the album cover of Thrift Shop by Macklemore, with the word Macklemore edited to say Maglor.]

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Where is she going

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@maglor-sightings crablor is adapting

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[Image: a photo of a flying drone attached to a harness that carries a crab.]

Crablor 2: Flying Boogaloo

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https://maglor-sightings.tumblr.com/post/672707075307126784/recently-discovered-that-maglor-is-the-guy-whos inspired by this ask, have competing music teachers maglor and daeron in the sixth age (hence maglor’s scruff)

I love it omg

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“Actually in his later writings Tolkien said Maglor died-” *slaps you across the face* fake news I saw him at Dunkin Donuts last night

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spotted

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[Image: Maglor standing in front of a roughly drawn cafe. He has light skin and long black hair. One hand is in his jean pocket and the other holds a Dunkin Donuts cup with a straw sticking out. His cap has an eight pointed star on it and his t-shirt has lettering partially obscured by his jacket, reading "I ❤ [...] KIN [...] SLA[...]".]

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#he looks like a deer in the headlights @callicantzaro4now

Deer eyes glow in headlights

Maglor's eyes glow with Treelight

C O N F I R M E D

[Image: the Buzzfeed Unsolved meme reading "I've connected the two dots" "you didn't connect shit" "I've connected them"]

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"Actually in his later writings Tolkien said Maglor died-" *slaps you across the face* fake news I saw him at Dunkin Donuts last night

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spotted

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[Image: Maglor standing in front of a roughly drawn cafe. He has light skin and long black hair. One hand is in his jean pocket and the other holds a Dunkin Donuts cup with a straw sticking out. His cap has an eight pointed star on it and his t-shirt has lettering partially obscured by his jacket, reading "I ❤ [...] KIN [...] SLA[...]".]

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he sang a song and was immediately told by a colleague to get back to work

- previous anon

EXTREMELY rude of the colleague.

[Image: a crab with a speech bubble that says "I pinch."]

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possible maglor seen at work today

Exciting! What was he up to?

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recently discovered that maglor is the guy who's been using the oat milk coffee creamer i left in the teacher's lounge fridge. going to switch it out with a milk based creamer and keep the oat stuff in my classroom fridge in order to make that lactose intolerant bastard suffer. this one is for doriath.

- Daeron

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[ID: a facebook post reading, “Just an FYI but if you are planning to go to the beach tonight there is a guy out here dressed like George Washington that will bayonet any piece of modern technology - even the phone in your hand. Please leave your technology at home tonight.” Beneath the caption is a photo, clearly taken in the dark and overexposed, of a white car parked on sand. There is a bayonet sticking out of its side, and several more stab holes around it. End ID.]

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Maglor stole my bike lights and I had to ride home in the dark

He yet again proves himself to be a hazard to public safety 😔

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I saw Maglor on a beach today, he pinched my toe with his claw

What a little bitch move

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Maglor you're my favorite Son Fëanor how could you :(

If you still have standards for Maglor at this point that's on you tbh

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I saw Maglor at McDonald's. I watched him order a cheeseburger, eat the cheese and then go to the counter to complain that his cheeseburger didn't have any cheese

Anon this is iconic

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HE TOOK MY CAT THAT MANGY MISCREANT TOOK MY MEOW MEOW.

That's taking it a line too far :(

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He now took my last chicken now how am I supposed to get my eggs?

Starve

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"Actually in his later writings Tolkien said Maglor died-" *slaps you across the face* fake news I saw him at Dunkin Donuts last night